Kara Swisher
Related CAROL BURNETT Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny. JOE GRANT MICHAEL BUBLE WAVY GRAVY DEYTH BANGER BEYONCE KNOWLES QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II QUEEN ELIZABETH II KATE MIDDLETON KATE MIDDLETON I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as lon... TARAN KILLAM I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera.... TOPHER GRACE ELMORE LEONARD PRINCE WILLIAM PRINCESS DIANA CATHERINE THE GREAT KATE MIDDLETON KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th... ZARA PHILLIPS I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding ... ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker. ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes. ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment. ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.' ZARA PHILLIPS Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter wha... ZARA PHILLIPS It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu... ZARA PHILLIPS I'm an affectionate person. ZARA PHILLIPS People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me... ZARA PHILLIPS Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an au... ZARA PHILLIPS Taking part in an Olympics on home ground is something you dream about. ZARA PHILLIPS My brother and I have been able to get on and have been very lucky to do things with our family that... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think about the media. ZARA PHILLIPS I love the sport and being competitive. ZARA PHILLIPS The horses are all characters, all personalities. Some you get along with, some you don't, some ... ZARA PHILLIPS I hate having my picture taken. ZARA PHILLIPS Unfortunately in sport it's either good or bad. You've got to take the highs and the lows. ZARA PHILLIPS My mother is massively into sailing, so we always had Musto clothes, and it went on from there, real... ZARA PHILLIPS The senior members of the royal family work very hard and I don't think people quite realise tha... ZARA PHILLIPS In our sport you're very lucky to find a horse of a lifetime and I found mine relatively early. ... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't have a stylist, and I do most of my shopping online, just because it's easier. I don... ZARA PHILLIPS I think Facebook's dangerous. So many people I know get into trouble with Facebook... I'd ra... ZARA PHILLIPS I'm not a princess anyway so I find that quite weird to be labelled as one. ZARA PHILLIPS KING JAMES I MARIE ANTOINETTE I never make a trip to the United States without visiting a supermarket. To me they are more fascina... WALLIS SIMPSON PS: It's all gossip about the prince. I'm not in the habit of taking my girlfriends' bea... WALLIS SIMPSON I am so anxious for you not to abdicate and I think the fact that you do is going to put me in the w... WALLIS SIMPSON I hate this place. I shall hate it to my grave. WALLIS SIMPSON I look a hundred and weigh 110 - you won't love me when you see the wreck England has made me. WALLIS SIMPSON A woman's life can really be a succession of lives, each revolving around some emotionally compe... WALLIS SIMPSON Never explain, never complain. WALLIS SIMPSON You have no idea how hard it is to live out a great romance. WALLIS SIMPSON I have always had the courage for the new things that life sometimes offers. WALLIS SIMPSON For a gallant spirit there can never be defeat. WALLIS SIMPSON Forgive me for not writing but this man is exhausting. WALLIS SIMPSON You can never be too rich or too thin. WALLIS SIMPSON KING SOLOMON FREDERICK THE GREAT KATE MIDDLETON MARIE ANTOINETTE MARIE ANTOINETTE QUEEN RANIA OF JORDAN QUEEN VICTORIA KING JAMES I CHARLES V KATE MIDDLETON MARIE ANTOINETTE I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. AUGUSTUS FREDERICK THE GREAT
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KARA LAWSON It's something I will never forget. KARA LAWSON There is a certain level of satisfaction (getting to the finals), to be one of the two teams left. W... KARA LAWSON I wanted to be more of a table-setter in this game, but if I had the looks I was going to take them.... KARA LAWSON I think you have to credit their defense in the first half. They really pressured Nicole (Powell) an... KARA LAWSON Me and Nicole were real nervous before the game. KARA LAWSON You want to kick them while they are down. We know that they are fully capable of coming out here an... KARA LAWSON The few chances they had they put in the back of the net. That's their strong point. They finish and... KARA LANG We're still growing and still learning the game. Tumwater is the team to beat, so to fight hard with... KARA PETERSON It's kind of odd. I wasn't anticipating it. I always put Capital on my schedule because they are a g... KARA PETERSON We've got a run going. KARA PETERSON Serving is an area that we've struggled in. All the coaches were aware that Sabrina had tied the sch... KARA PETERSON The internal closed loop [has been more successful] because there are internal controls. You can use... KARA ROMANOW With this internal process within your four walls or your four facilities, you have complete control... KARA ROMANOW
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to te... 
I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor an... 
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny ... 
Who am I?? No, No you don't ask the questions I ask them my question is how much stupid are you??...... 
I just try to write songs that people are going to have a dialogue about. 
It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. 
My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ... 
It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime. 
I don't know if I have a favorite color. 
It's very special having a new little girl. 
I started out of course with Hemingway when I learned how to write. Until I realized Hemingway doesn... 
We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want... 
Family is the most important thing in the world. 
You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... 
As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend. 
Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs. 
My dear mamma is quite right when she says that we must lay down principles and not depart from them... 
It seems to me that man is made to act rather than to know: the principles of things escape our most... 
There is nothing new except what has been forgotten. 
I have seen all, I have heard all, I have forgotten all. 
I think change needs to be egoless. It's not about my leaving my fingerprints or a legacy. It... 
We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat. They do not exist. 
I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. 
I know that in my family there are histories of violence that are internal family things and that ar... 
Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I... 
My work is really abject and self-effacing sometimes. I mean, it's big and overwrought, but it&#... 
'Newsies' is definitely aerobic! The boys have to do a lot more than I do in the show, but f... 
I don't know how to speak to celebrities. Every time I talk to Alan Menken, I say something stup... 
I did 'Lone Star Love' in 2007 with Randy Quaid, and that was supposed to come to Broadway a... 
These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make with the devil. 