Suprises don't count when you didn't have a heart attack.

If your life is shit then that because you step on it.

Home is where my ass is, on the sofa.

So it doesn't surprise me (now),

A ultramodern guy told to his girlfriend, lets follow each other on Facebook , why complicate things with friendship.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.