Suck my Ass

Sensible, warm, caring women and MOODY, uptight, erratic, grumpy men DO NOT GO WELL TOGETHER!!! Take some Midol for that shit dude!!

Men are like disposable lighters...When the one you have stops lighting your fire, there are a million more waiting to do it. Especially for the cute ladies!! C'mon!!! FLICK MY BIC!!!

Listen to everything and everybody BUT, only believe half of what you hear because we, as humans, lie.

To fail is not a character flaw, just simply knowledge gained.

There would be nothing to gain by sowing a field of wheat… if the harvest did not return more than was sown.