Stupid is as stupid does.
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Stupid is as stupid does.
CHRIS BRATHWAITE Stupid is as stupid does.
FORREST GUMP Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it...
STUPID QUOTES No one is perfect. Everybody does stupid things.
RAFAEL NADAL Unhappiness does make people look stupid
ANATOLE FRANCE Now, I don’t think I’m a stupid guy. I’m just an average guy who does
stupid things.
CHRIS THRALL Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.
JESSICA PARK I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not ...
PENN JILLETTE Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the ...
DR. SEUSS Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid.
Stupid like a fox!
HOMER SIMPSON The fault rests with the gods, who have made her so stupid.
[Lat., La faute en est aux dieux, qui ...
JEAN B.L. DE GRESSET My wit is only as stupid as the audience.
ALEKSANDRA NINKOVIC I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stup...
KAMI GARCIA Does it look like I have stupid written across my forehead
JUDGE JUDY SHEINDLIN I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get tha...
PARIS HILTON They were stupid, stupid people.
ALISON MCGHEE Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
OSCAR WILDE Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured.
STANISLAW JERZY LEC As any old Taoist walking out of the woods can tell you, simple-minded does not necessarily mean stu...
BENJAMIN HOFF I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. "Crap...
JOHN GREEN Fashion as King is sometimes a very stupid ruler.
E. T. BELL Time is CUBIC, not linear as stupid educators teach.
GENE RAY Oh! I'm stupid as well as insane.
TAMORA PIERCE Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often su...
C.S. LEWIS Would you believe my neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30AM this morning? Luckily, I was still u...
ANONYMOUS Yes, it is true that sometimes unusually intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid....
DOUGLAS ADAMS Fast and stupid is still stupid. It just gets you to stupid a lot quicker than humans could on their...
JACK CAMPBELL It's stupid not to act stupid sometimes.
MARTY RUBIN Only stupid men would want stupid wives!
ROBERT THIER If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
(a Shin'a'in saying)
MERCEDES LACKEY Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
ROBERT FULGHUM There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
ANONYMOUS Slavery is stupid
SYDNEY PENNER Corrupt, stupid grasping functionaries will make at least as big a muddle of socialism as stupid, se...
WALTER LIPPMANN As long as she doesn't turn too smart for men
For the stupid ones, she will, Madame. But who wa...
NINA GEORGE I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret if you have an...
KATHARINE HEPBURN I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret… if you have...
KATHARINE HEPBURN I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret
if you have ...
KATHARINE HEPBURN Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?
MARTIN FREEMAN Yeah I am stupid, as a wiseman I don't think I am a clever, but as far I see stupid people count the...
DEYTH BANGER As an observer of human nature, let's just face the facts: stupid stuff sells, and often the more st...
SIMON ZINGERMAN Everybody said Einstein was crazy and stupid, until Einstein proved the world is crazy and stupid.
SIMION ALEXANDRU In science, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, as long as you're not stupid. In business, it doesn...
UNKNOWN [Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody ...
HOMER SIMPSON She is very plain. What does Henry see in her?'"
"He thinks she's stupid. He finds it restful.
HILARY MANTEL If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
ANONYMOUS Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
JOHN STUART MILL Just because you do something stupid, it doesn't mean you're stupid.
ANDREW WORKMAN It's no shame to be born stupid. Only to die stupid.
ERICH MARIA REMARQUE Yeah. Good.” I clear my throat. “So, this plan. It’s kind of stupid, right?”
“It’s ...
VERONICA ROTH Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people...
JOHN STUART MILL Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
BERTRAND RUSSELL Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
BERTRAND RUSSELL Stupid is the New Smart.
RICHIE NORTON Stupid is a boundless concept.
ANONYMOUS Love is being stupid together.
PAUL VALERY How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does ...
TRYON EDWARDS How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does ...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS PèRE How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does ...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does ...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS PèRE How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does ...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS Stupid people are ruining America.
HERMAN CAIN I've learned two things the hard way: You can't fix stupid and you shouldn't use up your patience to...
KAREN A. BAQUIRAN Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN They shame you, put you down, call you stupid, you know, tell you the feelings your feeling is stupi...
DJ BUTLER I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
EMINEM I wanted to grab his stupid ears and smash his stupid head against the door until his stupid brains ...
CAT CLARKE As long as there exist stupid people supporting stupid governments in their countries, people living...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN We really want to find him before he does something else stupid or something happens to him.
JOHN URQUHART George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
PATTON OSWALT A lot of people write angry letters saying Zippy is stupid and that's why they don't get it: because...
BILL GRIFFITH I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.
JACKIE CHAN I'm young but I'm not stupid.
ABBY ELLIOTT We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.... Go figure.
ZIAD K. ABDELNOUR Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.
JESSICA SIMPSON I feel if I don't say anything, I won't say anything stupid.
AARON SCHOBEL You can be sincere and still be stupid.
CHARLES F. KETTERING Stupid Flounders!
HOMER SIMPSON It was such a stupid lawsuit,
AL FRANKEN Stupid people allways try to explain the unexplainable in logical theorys but the smart ones belive ...
CHIRIAC EDUARD GILBERT You've gotta be slightly stupid.
JOE STRUMMER An enpty mind is always looking for trouble.
JAMES YAGER I'd rather be rich than stupid.
JACK HANDY Dramatic is a classy word for being stupid.
VIVEK THANGASWAMY The different between the smart and the stupid is that the smart make mistakes, but the stupid makes...
ADDO K. KAUTAMA The group of stupid people collectively treats or makes an intelligent amongst them look like duffer...
ANUJ SOMANY I belong to a stupid nation that kill and murder their own people for language and religion, then th...
M.F. MOONZAJER Many people are smarter than their stupid bosses.
TOBA BETA I'm kind of stupid.
ALEXANDER SIDDIG If you're angry at stupid people, you're tempted to join them.
TOBA BETA Irony is wasted on the stupid
OSCAR WILDE The archenemy is the arch stupid!
THOMAS CARLYLE Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
MARILYN MONROE Smart Technology is making us stupid.
DANNY MEKIć Go to bed; tired is stupid.
URSULA K. LE GUIN Stupid Furball!
ERIN HUNTER I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid. From that moment...
CLAUDE CHABROL I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you ...
KATHARINE HEPBURN Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.
CHANAKYA I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smar...
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ZELDA LA GRANGE He hasn't started working out hard yet. I don't know enough about his stroke. He missed a lot of pla...
TONY LA RUSSA He's really got a short fuse. And when he doesn't do well, he gets [angry]. It's something he'll lea...
TONY LA RUSSA We have kind of a tradition. The first bottle of champagne, you look around, who is the most appropr...
TONY LA RUSSA It reminds me of ... how many Cy Youngs have I been involved with? ... [LaMarr] Hoyt's, [Bob] Welch'...
TONY LA RUSSA That was vintage Carpenter. He had first and second, the middle of the lineup, and he gets out of it...
TONY LA RUSSA We should be very cautious not to mislead the public that these two papers demonstrate that we no lo...
ANDREW LA BARBERA What's different about this club, when you have this many setbacks, it's usually part of why you don...
TONY LA RUSSA When I gave that compliment last year, ... I was hoping that he was going to retire.
TONY LA RUSSA You've got to get what you deserve,
TONY LA RUSSA I think we understand we're officially in October baseball. But we discussed it last year and again ...
TONY LA RUSSA We understand we're officially in October baseball.
TONY LA RUSSA I'll say exactly what I said last year: It's one; it's not zero. I think we'll take the consistent a...
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