Stress isn't about the amount of crap that enters your life, it's about the size of the shovel you use to get rid of it.

All my life people have been telling me I'm a genius. I guess I'm finally beginning to believe them. Only a genius could screw things up so completely.

Everything we say and everything we do teaches something to our children.

Just as there is no courage without fear; there is no grace without sin, no strength of character without temptation, no faith without doubt.

The first thing you should teach your children is respect; respect for yourself, themselves and others.

Most women's expectations of men aren't unreasonable, they just happen to be unrealistic.