Stowed away in a Montreal lumber room / The Discobolus standeth and turneth his face to the wall; / Dusty, cobweb-covered, maimed and set at naught, / Beauty crieth in an attic and no man regardeth: / O God! O Montreal!
Samuel Butler
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Fool! Never wait on a man! Let him wait on himself! V.C. ANDREWS A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, an... SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, an... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, an... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE SR. A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, an... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE, SR. O God, that man should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The dignity of man lies in his ability to face reality in all o its meaninglessness. MARTIN ESSLIN My home is Montreal. I will stay in Montreal and continue to make movies in Montreal. But it's a... DENIS VILLENEUVE And we've also got a backup plan if Montreal does go away. KEVIN KALKHOVEN God is the most beautiful, and beauty is the expression of God. If you can't appreciate beauty in th... AMIT RAY The Montreal Olympics can no more have a deficit than a man can have a baby. JEAN DRAPEAU It's unlikely that you'll have a son of Kyoto come out of Montreal. If we go for that sort of achiev... IAN CAMPBELL Well," he said, "I say, now, as I said then, that a man should keep his little brain-attic stocked w... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE O earth, so full of dreary noises! / O men, with wailing in your voices! / O delvèd gold, the waile... ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex,... PENN JILLETTE Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON The first time I saw him perform was at the Montreal Jazz Festival in 1994 and I cried, and everyone... DEE DEE BRIDGEWATER It was frustrating to still be in the dark about something and be given only so little light. LAUREN LOLA Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see things in the now, not as they were or will be, or as ... E.J. PATTEN I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart.... P.C. CAST Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over. RICHARD CARLSON Were you there?” She shook her head. “No. I was here in Nain having a child.” �... FRANCINE RIVERS All in the eye of the beholder - Some of the most destructive forces in the world (Fire & Water)... MARTIN R. LEMIEUX I always respected No. 12. There were pictures in the room of people who had played for Montreal and... YVAN COURNOYER He'd been complaining about his hip since Montreal. Actually, he had a little tightness there before... CRAIG PATRICK Swami Sivananda
O Man! O ignorant man! O arrogant, impertinent man! You have wasted your life-time. ... SWAMI SIVANANDA The Montreal Olympics were in July 1976, the bicentennial, at the height of patriotism. CAITLYN JENNER Indeed? Well, I shall bring you presents so long as it pleases me and so long as I see things that w... MARGARET MITCHELL They're building stadiums everywhere in this country, ... except here and Montreal. SID VICIOUS Walking with Daisy from the dining hall, Matthew murmured, “Will I have to scale the outside wall ... LISA KLEYPAS In Montreal, we let the young guys pitch, FELIPE ALOU O for a lodge in a garden of cucumbers!
O for an iceberg or two at control!
O for a vale that ... ROSSITER JOHNSON For thou, o Lord of hosts, God of Israel, hast revealed to thy servant, saying, I will build thee an... BIBLE An offer to fight Muhammad Ali came after Stevenson won his second Olympic gold in Montreal in 1976.... BRIN-JONATHAN BUTLER Make every day count... Even when you think it's the worst day of your life; for you never know when... SOLANGE NICOLE I've always wanted to play well in Montreal, GREG RUSEDSKI An agnostic lay dying. He called his weeping child to his bedside and asked her to read to him the o... UNKNOWN It's tough. Montreal was emotionally involved in the game. DARIUS KASPARAITIS Growing up, mostly in Montreal, I was an only child of loving parents. RUDOLPH A. MARCUS O world as God has made it! All is beauty. ROBERT BROWNING We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL What signifies the life o' man, An' 'twere na for the lasses O ROBERT BURNS O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, S... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE O God, O God, how weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world! WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE O Day of days when we can read! The reader and the book, either without the other is naught. RALPH WALDO EMERSON Montreal is a very nice track with a great crowd, ... I like it a lot. The most important thing in M... BRUNO JUNQUEIRA O human beauty, what a dream art thou, that we should cast our life and hopes away on thee! BARRY CORNWALL O human beauty, what a dream art thou, that we should cast our life and hopes away on thee! BRYAN PROCTER And what good is a voice when so few will listen? STACEY JAY The best laid schemes o' mice and men Gang aft a-gley; And leave us naught but grief and pain For pr... ROBERT BURNS o each his Dulcinea, that he alone can name...to each a secret hiding place where he can find the ha... MITCH LEIGH Would it please you if I said your eyes were twin goldfish bowls filled to the brim with the cleares... MARGARET MITCHELL My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world. DON RICKLES We all have a choice—to be monsters or men. It is not a matter of blood, but a condition of the he... ELIZABETH D. MARIE Mr. Martin is campaigning in Montreal, which was considered not too long ago the strongest set of Li... STEPHEN HARPER O, how this spring of love resembleth
The uncertain glory of an April day,
Which now shows all... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Uncle Vernon’s face worked furiously. The idea of being taught consideration by a man who had just... J.K. ROWLING - Não sei se interprete as suas palavras como um galanteio, se não - replicou Scarlett, indecisa.<... MARGARET MITCHELL Therefore, O thou son of man, speak unto the house of Israel; Thus ye speak, saying, If our transgre... BIBLE Now that I'm here, Montreal is only two hours away and my dad and my mom are always down here to see... TONY ESPOSITO I grew up in a town called Cornwall, Ontario, which is about an hour outside of Montreal. RYAN GOSLING O man, do not ever forget the God who hearkened to your voice in time of trouble RAYMOND OBENG In Montreal, it was just after the lockout and right at the start of the year. Everybody was excited... KYLE WELLWOOD Vermont opens an interesting new border. People are coming in from Canada, especially Montreal, to b... JOE MAHONEY Imperious Caesar, dead and turned to clay,
Might stop a hole to keep the wind away.
O, that th... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE All the men and women of the Montreal police department, including myself, are in shock about these ... CHIEF YVAN DELORME In the beginning it was all black and white. MAUREEN O'HARA They could play an endless game of hide-and -seek in so many rooms and up and down the halls that in... EUDORA WELTY Sometimes, how others look at it must not be how you should see it! Sometimes, how it means to other... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I was born in Montreal in 1939, the second son of poor immigrants. SIDNEY ALTMAN Even as we live with the knowledge that each day might be our last, we don’t want to believe it. SHARON SALZBERG Consider this well, O Saints, O Siblings of Destiny - search your own hearts, seek and find Him ther... SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! That we should with ... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE All animals except man know that the ultimate point of life is to enjoy it. -Samuel Butler. SAMUEL BUTLER Consider then, O man! whether there can be anything more wretched and poor, more naked and miserable... JOHANN ARNDT It is only the rooms of the present I wish to inhabit. REGINA O'MELVENY Hello Montreal! 'Fuck You' would be a good sign at your highways! BILLIE ARMSTRONG Hello Montreal! 'Fuck You' would be a good sign at your highways! BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG Throw away thy rod, throw away thy wrath; O my God, take the gentle path. GEORGE HERBERT The issue is bringing cargo in and bringing cargo out - and Portland, New York, Boston, and Montreal... GEORGE BALD The only thing I remember is a truck carrying lumber, because I was lying in between the seats and m... JOSE CANO My relationship and the bond with the people in Montreal was kind of special and doesn't happen ... SAKU KOIVU If the Mafia exists in Montreal, it's probably like the Knights of Columbus. ARMAND COURVILLE Return, O wanderer, now return, And seek thy Father’s face; Those new desires which in t... WILLIAM BENCO COLLYER Sunlight fell upon the wall; the wall received a borrowed splendor. Why set your heart on a piece of... RUMI Then there is the other secret. There isn't any symbolysm [sic]. The sea is the sea. The old man is ... ERNEST HEMINGWAY O great corrector of enormous times,
Shaker of o'er-rank states, thou grand decider
Of dusty a... FRANCIS BEAUMONT AND JOHN FLETCHER Commemoration of Mary Slessor, Missionary in West Africa, 1915 Give me an open ear, O God, that I m... JOHN BAILLIE [T]he merciful adjustment which nature makes when what cannot be cured must be endured. MARGARET MITCHELL Clay in the hands of a good potter suffers so many good turns, but in the end, we see its real and t... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH There's naught as nice as th' smell o' good clean earth, except th' smell o' fresh growin' things wh... FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT We need a cabinet minister from Montreal. STEPHEN HARPER I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will... EDWARD R. MURROW Deep unto deep, O Lord, Crieth in me, Gathering strength I come, Lord, unto Thee. Jesus of ... AMY CARMICHAEL In lang, lang days o' simmer,
When the clear and cloudless sky
Refuses ae weep drap o' rain
... JAMES BALLANTINE O God, help me to win, but in thy wisdom if thou willest me not to win, then O God, make me a good l... SIR ROBERT BADEN-POWELL First there was a seven-week training camp in Perth and then we arrived in Montreal two weeks before... TRACEY WICKHAM And there happened to be there a man of Belial, whose name was Sheba, the son of Bichri, a Benjamite... BIBLE It was always a goal for me to keep playing in Montreal for many years, JOSE THEODORE
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