Steroids, they're not just for breakfast anymore.

If homosexuality was the normal way, God would have made Adam and Bruce

If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters.

I believe that more than ever before there are evil forces round about us,

As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children.

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it.