State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.

Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?

Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want to hire you, and a witch is what they call you when they're getting ready to run you out of town.

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

i find it funny how republicans want less government yet their actions contradict this. if they want less government how about they just stop participating in the government and then there will be less government.

The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor