Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.

The urge to gamble is so universal, and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.

Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tire, the tiger will become a vegetarian.

Sweat is the cologne of accomplishment.