Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap
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Related The attractive lady whom I had only recently been introduced to dropped into my lap... I chose not t... GARY HART I would say the race was hard, but it was easier than my qualifying lap. But definitely, once I got ... TONY KANAAN I was never a child who was sitting on his lap. JOSEF STALIN Every baby needs a lap. HENRY ROBIN I never went after fame. It fell into my lap. CAITLYN JENNER I was really tired of that, so this opportunity landed on my lap. I was cast literally the day befor... CLAIRE DANES There were still two laps to go and it should have been my last lap. Then I thought just one more la... CINDY KLASSEN That's the fastest first lap I've ever run. I started my kick too soon, but I'll be ready for him at... JESSE O'BRIEN He is a guy that wants to win. He wants to be the best. We have been blessed and lucky to have someo... DERRICK BURROUGHS In my lap I had my dear little pug, the smell of whose ears will always be sweeter to me than all th... KATHRYN DAVIS On the last lap, I felt like I was going to die. CLARA HUGHES I had a lap time in my head so I knew what I had to get done. CHRISTINE OHURUOGU The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.' There was a... PATRICK ROTHFUSS He did a very slow lap, then an even slower in-lap, which compromised my qualifying but that's how i... MARK WEBBER I honestly think that was a great lap. JARNO TRULLI My Utopia? Is you on my lap! DANI MROUE I knew I was with the best riders here at Indiana University, and I felt so privileged to be in that... LAUREN ZIEMBA I started listening to gospel when I was a little boy and my grandmother used to rock me on her lap. AARON NEVILLE You have to give it to Alex. I thought he really stood on it. That last lap, I thought he might take... GIL DE FERRAN It fell into my lap. I grew up doing dance classes. And one day, a film production company contacted... MAIKA MONROE I was just impressed that his first lap was four-tenths (of a second) quicker than anybody else, and... CARL EDWARDS After the last practice session yesterday we made the fatal error of adjusting something on the car ... JAMES CLAY She will sit on anyone's lap who comes in. No is not a factor for her. CAROL DOLESKI It was probably between my legs. I don't think it was in my lap. I never had it. MARTIN BRODEUR I felt a tap on my shoulder. One of the little girls said, ?Can I sit on your lap?? She was probably... ELAINE PARDEE It's not a job I coveted, it landed in my lap, it was appropriate for the team that I took it on. SCOTT JOHNSON I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can r... ANNETTE BENING I don't know, ... If I pass Lap 22 or 23, I'm probably going to answer that later. But so far, I jus... HELIO CASTRONEVES He used to sit on my lap. I was sort of ambivalent about that. He was surviving any way he could. MARION ZIMMER BRADLEY My parents separated soon after I was born, so I left Helsinki when I was a year old. My mother took... GEORGE GAYNES I went out pretty fast. Then I heard on the last lap I was close to the record, so I just went after... LAUREN BONDS (Michael) was on a slow lap and didn't let me by. He just came out of the pits and held me up all th... JARNO TRULLI When he has APE, we go out on t he track and he propels the chair on his own a full lap and Dave wil... COURTNEY VINCENT The image I'd had of myself as a child was someone I'd never be, and it was only recently that I rea... JEANIENE FROST We will comparison shop for you. If you want something, we will find the cheapest product out there.... JANET FALLEN I think that for the five-year-old watching MTV right now, Lady Gaga is going to be an iconic person... BETH DITTO All I saw was an opportunity to try to pass him but it was the white-flag lap and if I had passed hi... TED MUSGRAVE Occasionally, they'll sit on my lap and fall asleep. SHERRY MOWATT I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, ... STAN LEE Holes open up and guys jump in them. But that's something we should be doing on lap 150, not lap 10. KASEY KAHNE It was to be expected they would throw everything into the attacks in the last lap and on the climb ... ROBBIE MCEWEN My father managed shopping malls when I was a kid, and my high school job was to dress up in an elf ... KAREN DUFFY We don't sit on the U.S. ambassador's lap, nor do we sit on the Cuban ambassador's lap, HENRY RAMOS I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, ... STAN LEE I had to back off on one lap near the end because of yellow flags, but that happened while we were o... JACQUES VILLENEUVE Todd (Kelly) was hitting me a couple of times a lap every lap and basically just pushed his way past... GARTH TANDER My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. Bu... EMILY CARR My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. RODNEY DANGERFIELD My plan was to go hard but I got boxed in early. I really think I wasted a lot of energy on the firs... COLLEEN WETHERBEE He's looking for a dog that will sit on his lap, give kisses, and be happy that they're together. ANNE HOLBROOK Miss Marple is a white-haired old lady with a gentle appealing manner- Miss Wetherby is a mixture of... AGATHA CHRISTIE In Qatar, we put good tyres on at the end of qualifying to do a fast lap ? I got one good lap in and... ANTHONY WEST I absolutely love Ireland. It's one of the most beautiful places on Earth, and I have strong tie... EMILY RATAJKOWSKI I was just trying to win the race. I planned to stay in second and wait until last lap. At the last ... DAN MCMANAMON He kind of fell into our lap. He moved down here and started calling the school asking if there was ... DAVE ADAMS Grandma is our signature clown. She's a curious little old lady who wants to get involved in everyth... PAUL BINDER Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find anot... ANDREW VACHSS It was harder racing the track today than it was the competition. The heat was a factor and it had a... BOBBY ALLISON Hey, I'm going for the position and it's the last lap. I felt that I was under him and he turned dow... JIMMY SPENCER The only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics. JOHN FOGERTY My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. RODNEY DANGERFIELD A lot of plays have fallen into my lap this year. I'm definitely not satisfied with gimme' plays. MICHAEL BOULWARE I should stop calling the British US lap dogs. Every lap dog I’ve seen has more self-respect than ... BOBBY W. MILLER I knew the last lap would be high speed, and I still felt OK. BENJAMIN LIMO I could see everyone waving on my way by every lap, ... but I tried to stay focused on hitting my ma... JOHN BENDER Sometime during this mess, we caught Tim's group. Then, someone decided that it wouldn't be a good i... ANDREW OLSON Sometimes when I'm being photographed, I hear the voice of this photographer who told me when I ... BRAD GORESKI If Iraqi disarmament were a five-lap race, we would be three quarters of the way around the fifth an... RICHARD BUTLER I knew that last lap that Jess Sapp would cross the finish line first, but I was so close, and it wa... LAUREN ZIEMBA Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it... CLORIS LEACHMAN Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, i... CLORIS LEACHMAN I'm going to take it nice and easy. With my experience, I know you don't win a race on the first lap... HELIO CASTRONEVES I'm very specific and ambitious in plotting out my goals and never take no for an answer - so it... DARREN CRISS Of course, nothing just falls into your lap - to get where I am now, I've worked hard. IRINA SHAYK I think I'm being friendly with someone and I'll sit in their lap. They think I'm flirti... KYLIE MINOGUE Fat chance. In my estimation he is not going to be released anytime soon because there is a dead bab... GREG DENUE I wasn't a lap down and, as we've seen, a lot of these races end under 'green-white-checkered,' and ... DALE JARRETT I knew that I could win in the last lap, with about a half-lap left. I knew I had better finishing s... TIRUNESH DIBABA A game one of my sisters will play with me in my first year of being alive is called Good Baby, Bad ... ALI SMITH If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it ... ALFRED NORTH WHITEHEAD Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then ... JACK HANDY I'm trying to incorporate colour into my life. Until recently, everything in my closet was black... JENNIFER MORRISON In a way, it just fell in my lap. Unbelievable. KRIS WALTZE It was a pretty good race until Candice just took off on the last lap. MARILYN FITZGERALD I fell down in the mud and here it comes falling down in my lap. AL WALLACE I always planned on being a head football coach. When I was in college I worked for Florida State's ... ANDY SCHMITZ With the help of a friend I got father into a wagon, when the crowd had gone. I held his head in my ... BUFFALO BILL In India, I was living in a little hut, about six feet by seven feet. It had a canvas flap instead o... JOSEPH GOLDSTEIN My dad was a voracious news consumer. I remember just sitting with my family all the time. I would s... DANA PERINO It wasn't a perfect lap, but it was pretty close. KASEY KAHNE I dreamed I had a child, and even in the dream I saw it was my life, and it was an idiot, and I ran ... ARTHUR MILLER And then my dog came and sat in my lap. I knew I had to hang in there for Spike. JOAN RIVERS I like to think of myself as a leader whose door is always open. But I recently learned that an open... JASON FRIED Someone gave it to Aunt Mabel, who died in 1918, and then Grandma got it. She was about 13 years old... ALENE GENTRY'S I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes—and moreover, I will go w... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It's also a question of finding good material and interesting roles. I'm not the only actres... WINONA RYDER Today, I saw an old chubby wrinkly lady and wish you would be that lady for me when I am old chubby ... LUVLYNN My lap time, if you take away my start, was one of the fastest except for the top girls. I was reall... JENNIFER RODRIGUEZ I describe myself as someone who was always putting on a show, even when I was a little girl. I want... LAURA ZISKIN Whoever will be free must make himself free. Freedom is no fairy gift to fall into a man's lap. What... MAX STIRNER
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