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Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.


Mindy Kaling

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ED WEEKS Mindy Kaling gets her own line in the acknowledgments, as previously negotiated by her representativ...
B.J. NOVAK I just lip gloss! It doesn't matter if it's $2 or $30.
VANESSA HUDGENS Sometimes you have got to be careful what you wish for. But the U.S. will just put its blinders on a...
DAVID PRITCHARD But I always curl my lashes, even if I don't put on mascara. I'll also put on a lip gloss or...
DENISE RICHARDS Armani makes a fantastic lip gloss called 'Beige 100.'
CATE BLANCHETT I can be not showered and dressed like a slob, but my lip gloss will be on!
DAGMARA DOMINCZYK I just blow-dry my hair and put on mascara and lip gloss, and I'm ready to go. I really don'...
KELLY CLARKSON I keep lip gloss everywhere. It always makes me feel like I am slightly put together.
ANGELA KINSEY To learn, sometimes you have to feel the fool.
JEFFREY FRY I'm a woman of lip gloss. Estee Lauder has an amazing lip gloss line. But I even go as far as to...
SUFE BRADSHAW It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time...
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MINDY KALING You have to put on more faces to pretend who you are.
NELL CARTER I drink a lot of water and I never leave the house without putting on moisturizer and lip gloss.
FAITH HILL I have the emergency kit in my purse that has double-sided tape and Tylenol, and a small energy bar....
BUSY PHILIPPS When I grew up, I never saw anyone looking like me on TV, you know? I'm so glad to see a lot mor...
PRIYANKA CHOPRA To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.
GOLDA MEIR To be, or not to be, that is the question.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I can't live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.
KELIS Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're ...
TORI AMOS Sometimes I just pretend to be someone else, but I usually get bored. I have a lot more fun just bei...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS When in doubt, always opt for going naturel rather than hiding your skin under foundation and such. ...
GENELIA D'SOUZA Be who you want to be not what others think you should be.
BILAL SAIF Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i...
JOSEPH CONRAD Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They'...
TORI AMOS To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
JEAN-LUC GODARD Covergirl is my sponsor, and they have been so helpful in supplying me with their wonderful products...
ASHLEY WAGNER Not everyone has the time to be normal.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA Guys don't know the power we hold over them with the right tint of lip gloss.
ROBIN MELLOM I can't even walk out the door without, even to go to the race track, without my MAC lip gloss.
ANGELA COPE The sad heart needs work to do.
JOAN BAUER Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _...
GEORGE MACDONALD One good thing about New York is that most people function daily while in a low-grade depression. It...
MINDY KALING To be rich simply means,to be able to meet people's need.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) when your heart touched mine,I knew then we were one.
THERESA M WILSON To be rich simply means to be beneficial to others.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) More than any woman I ever knew, she comforted.' -Mrs. Huxley about Emma
DEBORAH HEILIGMAN That's silly,' said Martha. 'Friends should always tell each other the truth.
JAMES MARSHALL Kindness is the essence of greatness and the fundamental characteristic of the noblest men and women...
JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN In this long eternal quest to be more like our Savior, may we try to be “perfect” men and women ...
JEFFREY R. HOLLAND And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You ju...
JOAN BAUER There is no tomorrow to remember if we don’t do something today, and to live most fully today, we ...
THOMAS S. MONSON Beauty—real everlasting beauty—lives not on our faces, but in our attitude and our actions. It l...
JUSTINA CHEN She's naturally beautiful and has one standard look throughout the movie. It was mainly blush, lip g...
TRICIA SAWYER It's better to be honest about your opinions than to pretend you don't have them.
CAMPBELL BROWN Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ...
FEREIDOON YAZDI The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m...
ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO When it comes to make-up, I usually go au natural most of the time and opt for a basic blush, lip gl...
GENELIA D'SOUZA We just tried to get psyched; to get our heads on straight and not get down.
GARIBALDI ALEJANDRE Remember that yours is not the only heart that may be wishing for love.
CAMERON DOKEY You shouldn’t have to pretend to be as excited as I am just to make me happy. If it comes to that,...
J.M. RICHARDS To be honest, I've just become a Steelers fan.
NATE TORRENCE To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is.
JOHNNY RICH Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy

"To go outside, and there perchance to stay
Or to re...
HENRY N. BEARD Meant to be" allows for lazy. The idea of destiny alleviates anxiety; it comforts us. We stop believ...
STEPHANIE KLEIN To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
TOM ROBBINS Some people decide never to have surgery to save a marriage or a career. They try to live with it in...
DALE NEAMAN I have a few rules on lipstick... I don't wear gloss because I can't talk properly. I like m...
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS Sometimes you have to do something unforgivable just to be able to go on living.
C.G. JUNG Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.
CHARLAINE HARRIS How to be wealthy;Birth an idea & then take it to the market place & believe that the market place w...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It's a sheer and an utter nonsense to even think or imagine that a person can gain and retain people...
ANUJ SOMANY How to be perfect;Think nothing,say nothing & do nothing.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) How to be Great;The moment you realize & accept the ordinary fact that those doing great things toda...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) How to be great;Think of a gigantic & unheard of idea to birth & nurture & inside it lies your great...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Stay true to yourself.Take everyday challenge in your stride & strive to make journey of life exactl...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Be true to yourself.Give wings of confidence & courage to your endeavour. Your strength is reflected...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Like the vital rudder of a ship, we have been provided a way to determine the direction we travel. T...
THOMAS S. MONSON Be true to yourself.Let your belief & thoughts for right cause are not compromised at any cost thoug...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Just because you love someone doesn't mean you're meant to be together.
MICHAELA D. If you can put your mind to it anything can be achieved but to pull something out of nothing althoug...
GARY F EVANS... There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the p...
EPICTETUS We must be more and more to each other, my dear wife.' -Charles Darwin to wife Emma upon loss of dau...
DEBORAH HEILIGMAN I wish you knew how I value you; and what an inexpressible blessing it is to have one whom one can a...
DEBORAH HEILIGMAN When you put on the suits, when you pretend you're honest and you're robbing at a far higher...
CARL HIAASEN Something's you have to feel to understand and sometimes not even be able to put into words
ENRIQUE MIGUEL ALCALA SILVA You didn't just pay lip service to the goal of overcoming the division of Europe and Germany... ...
HELMUT KOHL I always put a layer of lip balm first, and then I layer the lipstick on by using a lip brush to hel...
GRACIE GOLD Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be y...
STEVE IRWIN Even if you are not evil, pretend to be. It will put off some abuse
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA This is the way to make things work for you. Put your ability to work
SOTONYE ANGA No matter how much feelings you may have for this person, be mindful on the decisions you make & on ...
JUSTIN COX Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;
In my own way, and with my full consent.
Say...
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MINDY KALING There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
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