Sometimes we forget about our own advantages because we focus on what we don't have. Just because you have to work a little harder at something that seems easier to others doesn't mean you're without your own talents.
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Related We have a right to life, not on it. DANIEL MELGAçO We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny! ABHISHEK KUMAR Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do. DANIEL MELGAçO Fearless doesnt nesesserily mean that you dont have any fears, sometimes being fearless means having... TAYLOR SWIFT The words you can’t find, you borrow. We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w... GABRIELLE ZEVIN We are drawn to greatness because there's something about the greatness in others that speaks to us ... DAMILOLA OLUWATOYINBO We have to set our own agenda, we have to set our own standards, we have to be very strong about wha... JACKIE DESHANNON Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ... RALPH WALDO EMERSON Our lives!!! We have just all of a sudden discovered that here we are with something called life see... SUNDAY ADELAJA It's not our competition we have to focus on, we have to fix our own problems. KAREN HOEM Sometimes we have to let go someone we love, not because we dont care about them anymore, because we... THE QUIET GIRL Leave Your Life On Your Own Conditions, Because People Always Have Something To Say About NARESH JELLA I know Connecticut is definitely going to come stronger because they're going to be at home. We just... CAPPIE PONDEXTER In every passing moment that is not appreciated time cannot give it back to you. So in moments of id... GARY F EVANS... We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire cr... ERIC HOFFER We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that
intense desire cr... ERIC HOFFER We know that we determine our own destiny. We just have to take care of our own business, and we can... BRIAN SHAW It's the imperfections that make things beautiful JENNY HAN We all have our own stories. The story you tell about yourself, even if you only tell it to yourself... MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN Books are all about knowledge unlike Talents which you have to discover on your own. OLASOT We have created our own aesthetic!” “You mean our own Ghetto. LARRY KRAMER To say to that you will never forget ,is always a sincere and an honest way to express ones self to ... GARY F EVANS... We also have our own library, because sometimes seniors forget about taking books back and they have... CAROLYN COATES I think we all carry the seeds of our own destruction. You really have to be aware that just because... ADAM FERRARA ...You can do something extraordinary, and something that a lot of people can't do. And if you have ... MORGAN MATSON It gives the kids some hands-on experience with the equipment we have in our lab. Sometimes, it's ea... JENNY SMITH We don't think about that. We focus on our game and what we have to do to be successful and today we... FRANS LUDEKE And why love things you were destined to lose? Why let yourself feel things if the feelings were doo... GARTH RISK HALLBERG just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON Maybe there isn’t such a thing as fate. Maybe it’s just the opportunities we’re given, and wha... MARISSA MEYER Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't there. You can't see oxygen, yet we canno... S.M. COLEY There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that&... CARL HIAASEN We all depend on help and encouragement from others. My concern is when we allow somebody else's wor... BILL WHITTAKER No reason to dwell on why. We all know bullies are bullies because they have their own problems they... VALERIE ORMOND Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ... SAM RAYBURN We should not to be mad at the challenges that others face. We should be sad. Because sad is what eq... SUSIE L HILL All people are, at heart, egocentric. We exist at the center of our own little universes. We believe... PETER DAVID Yesterday," he said, "we was not believing in giants, was we? Today we is not believing in snozzcumb... ROALD DAHL We're hoping to perform at least as good-maybe even a little bit better. The judging is subjective, ... BARRY WEINER Change isn't easy... changing the way you live means changing what you believe about life. That's ha... DEAN KOONTZ Recognizing your talents doesn't mean believing they're limitless. Accepting your strengths ... GINA BARRECA We should stop trying to find differences between one another, and focus on our similarities. BEN OAK That's where parents sometimes have difficulty. When we start talking about money to our own childre... EILEEN GALLO A house takes on the character of its inhabitants; a homeowner takes on the characteristics of the h... CLIFFORD COHEN We use solar at our home and business, and we probably save about 60% on our utility bills. Once you... DONNA NAPOLITANO It sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents. ERIC HOFFER I like engineering because I like to solve problems. You have to think of your own ways to fix thing... JEFF SELBY Now we have one chance in some case, as in this body but in other body we will have + one because we... DEYTH BANGER What will happen if we go to 0 day? ... Everything has been wipe out from the techno... DEYTH BANGER I don't listen to outside opinion. We know what we have inside. You don't panic. Just because you st... ANQUAN BOLDIN This is a way to help us grow and show people what we're capable of from our location. We sometimes ... KAMREN COLSON Focus on your own lane, go at your own pace, don't look sideways. Someone else's success does not ha... ZOE SUGG To be compassionate, you have to forget your own comfort zone and live well because you live beyond ... SUNDAY ADELAJA What Chris is now is somebody we rely on. Last year he was an X-factor but we didn't have to rely on... FRANK MOLONEY Sometimes younger girls are a little easier to teach, because the older girls have developed bad hab... GARY APODACA We just had to keep attacking. We were very upset about our loss at Minnesota and really had somethi... AISHA JEFFERSON Just because we have to study history doesn't mean we can't try to relate it to the current time. On... DAVID MOSKOWITZ The artist in you respects the design of others, but you, without defeat focus on your own authentic... JANET FORNEY This is great because we lost to them earlier in the season at home and you don't forget someone cel... BRIANN MCDONOUGH Don't you think...doesn't it seem sometimes like life is like a plane?...And we're all piloos, you k... GAYLE FRIESEN We each have our own language. Our own way of thinking, of talking to ourselves, of making sens... HOLLY SMALE I think we all need to believe in hope: that if we have dreams and if we have ambitions and if we ha... DAVID FURNISH I want us to be together without bothering about ourselves- to be really together because we ARE tog... D.H. LAWRENCE If I have my opinion about something, you have your opinion about something, we don't have to fi... DON LEMON That's fine. It's what we expected. We get a chance to get our revenge on Finland. We are going in v... DAVID MURDOCH Obviously we wanted to control our own destiny but we didn't get it done. We just need a little help... ANNA DEFORGE Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish. Let us understand what our... RICHARD DAWKINS [The pageant is not just about charities and talents for Kirkman it also shows a respect and love fo... JAMES KIRKMAN Why should we worry about what others think of us, do we have more confidence in their opinions than... BRIGHAM YOUNG I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve... STEPHEN CHBOSKY There is something going on and we?re trying to find out what it is. We certainly have concerns abou... DON KAIN We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. BEN SWEETLAND Our party is divided on that issue because we're a big-tent party. The fact is that if your family i... KEN MEHLMAN One of our strengths is having people lower down. For our own sake, we have to win in doubles. We ar... DAVE MULDAWER To learn, sometimes you have to feel the fool. JEFFREY FRY Even during the rationing period, during World War II, we didn't have the anxiety that we'd ... JAMES EARL JONES And when I saw you kissing that girl My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered And ... KATE NASH Sometimes you just have to jump in a mud puddle because it's there. Never get so old that you forget... TOM GIAQUINTO We all are busy in our lives handling our homes, work, various issues, ailments and so on… sometim... LATIKA TEOTIA We must take on the work that others have left for us. In our own way and space, we need to take res... BLANCHE HUGHES It doesn't matter what happened today because tomorrow we start at zero and you just have to work yo... ASHLEY POSTELL We need to have complete certainty that things will work out, not because we are righteous or wise, ... YEHUDA BERG You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to... MELISSA DE LA CRUZ Just because marriage didn't work for us doesn't mean we don't believe in the institutio... SANDRA TSING LOH Instead of focusing on problems try focusing on solutions instead. We will always..always...have pro... AKIROQ BROST when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa... DALLY SALAD One of the things with our movement that sometimes we forget because we're always talking about equa... KATHLEEN DEBOLD We're holding our own. We just need to work on our defense. CHARLES TURNER You may compare yourself to others, and feel insecure about your own worthiness. Don’t ... JENNIFER SODINI I motivate what I see in young people because we employ about forty thousand young people in our var... S. TRUETT CATHY We have our own home-grown terrorism, and to the extent that we can obliterate terrorism all over th... GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO We have give weeks left to play. We have to keep our heads up. It would have been nice to steal one ... BLAKE ECKER We had to work a little harder without her out there. HOLLY JOHNSON It ought to make camp a little easier, at least from a logistics standpoint. We just have to make su... PATRICK KERNEY Kindness is something that we must own and extend to ourselves, before we are
able to extend it to o... GAIL PURSELL ELLIOTT We don't choose our talents; but we needn't hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we ... LOUISA MAY ALCOTT As we work to create light for others, we naturally light our own way. MARY ANNE RADMACHER Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity and fear of others. Never decide to do nothing just beca... STEVE MARABOLI We cannot build our own future without helping others to build theirs. BILL CLINTON
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger se... EOIN COLFER Good. Illegal is always faster. EOIN COLFER Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. EOIN COLFER I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. EOIN COLFER The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting. EOIN COLFER You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I m... EOIN COLFER In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are sm... EOIN COLFER Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, toleran... EOIN COLFER Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. EOIN COLFER Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Art... EOIN COLFER I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any tim... EOIN COLFER No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's m... EOIN COLFER Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. EOIN COLFER A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums. EOIN COLFER That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy." Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked ... EOIN COLFER Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselv... EOIN COLFER What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and H... EOIN COLFER Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said ... EOIN COLFER Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why ... EOIN COLFER Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon EOIN COLFER Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both? EOIN COLFER So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straig... EOIN COLFER How do I love thee? wondered Orion. "Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally...obviously ... EOIN COLFER I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of f... EOIN COLFER I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? EOIN COLFER Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, Worthy Centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ... EOIN COLFER It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. EOIN COLFER Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something." Artemis had a vast mental reserve of s... EOIN COLFER Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. EOIN COLFER If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away. EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written. EOIN COLFER Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have trav... EOIN COLFER Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on... EOIN COLFER Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moro... EOIN COLFER I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn." Opal tapped t... EOIN COLFER Who are you?" he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer t... EOIN COLFER I'm kind of in the dark. All I know is that the screenplay is finished. EOIN COLFER What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wo... EOIN COLFER The trick to negotiation was to hold all the cards going in and, even if you didn't, to try to look ... EOIN COLFER Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what... EOIN COLFER Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss. EOIN COLFER And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite u... EOIN COLFER He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you t... EOIN COLFER I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake. EOIN COLFER this was business. EOIN COLFER Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. EOIN COLFER Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps. "Wait! Just wait," she called, ... EOIN COLFER Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the f... EOIN COLFER Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense. EOIN COLFER Certain battles were won by retreating. EOIN COLFER Anybody see you come in here?" Holly thought about it. "The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, M16. Oh, a... EOIN COLFER Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget. EOIN COLFER What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?" "No, Julius. It's the end of the ci... EOIN COLFER Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team EOIN COLFER But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart. EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written EOIN COLFER Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP ... EOIN COLFER Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes." "That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly.... EOIN COLFER My bugs don't have bugs. EOIN COLFER Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? EOIN COLFER If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void. EOIN COLFER Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. EOIN COLFER Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with. EOIN COLFER Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. EOIN COLFER (to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push ... EOIN COLFER I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shri... EOIN COLFER Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition. EOIN COLFER I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the ... EOIN COLFER The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask. EOIN COLFER I don't like lollipops. EOIN COLFER Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would... EOIN COLFER Trust me. I'm a genius. EOIN COLFER Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that ... EOIN COLFER Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed... EOIN COLFER Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now,... EOIN COLFER The little boys did as they were told, eager to please their deranged brother. "Ici, g... EOIN COLFER Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what... EOIN COLFER how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magi... EOIN COLFER The only lesson I really wanted to get across, EOIN COLFER I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun. EOIN COLFER I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers EOIN COLFER [When it comes to writing, Colfer admits to being a bit of a perfectionist. Over time, he's learned ... EOIN COLFER He uses it against me, too. One day he said, all those other kids have their books signed by you, so... EOIN COLFER [Right now, on tour, Colfer is missing his wife and two kids but says it would be churlish not to ap... EOIN COLFER I was lucky I was never bullied at school - I had a great gang of friends. EOIN COLFER A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladde... EOIN COLFER Holly EOIN COLFER code red thing.’ Holly EOIN COLFER upprising. EOIN COLFER Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base! EOIN COLFER Sometimes, Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker would be thrown out a high window and th... EOIN COLFER The lucky ones hit partitions and went straight through. The unlucky ones collided with solid cinder... EOIN COLFER Butler shot one of the half dozen diners a fierce glare, just in case she might be planning somethin... EOIN COLFER Artemis took a chance on some calculated sarcasm. “Really, Spiro. Did you think I would attempt a ... EOIN COLFER There's nothing more dangerous than a short guy with something to prove. EOIN COLFER Jon Spiro might have “stuff ” that the military didn’t have, but Artemis Fowl had “stuff ”... EOIN COLFER The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. EOIN COLFER Together we will be unstoppable. EOIN COLFER Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As... EOIN COLFER The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can d... EOIN COLFER You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy ... EOIN COLFER So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?" "That's right. My mother's folks are from Kil... EOIN COLFER The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperanc... EOIN COLFER When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero? EOIN COLFER Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only ... EOIN COLFER (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) EOIN COLFER And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a femal... EOIN COLFER This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several ... EOIN COLFER She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the mom... EOIN COLFER You still awake?' asked the anesthetist. 'Nope,' I replied. EOIN COLFER Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babi... EOIN COLFER Red was smiling back at me. “Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating f... EOIN COLFER When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprise... EOIN COLFER Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink. EOIN COLFER Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight. EOIN COLFER It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy EOIN COLFER Today he became a killer, or else a corpse. EOIN COLFER Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed spac... EOIN COLFER Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious. EOIN COLFER Some people just needed to be stolen from. EOIN COLFER They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enli... EOIN COLFER This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot EOIN COLFER The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. EOIN COLFER Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal. EOIN COLFER Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks? EOIN COLFER Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The ma... EOIN COLFER I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that ... EOIN COLFER The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really fe... EOIN COLFER Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but deci... EOIN COLFER Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right. EOIN COLFER Artemis simple-toon EOIN COLFER I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. ... EOIN COLFER Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of cour... EOIN COLFER A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl EOIN COLFER Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping. EOIN COLFER I'm the nut! EOIN COLFER Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Hors... EOIN COLFER Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this ... EOIN COLFER Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube... EOIN COLFER Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?" "Of course we did. ... EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ... EOIN COLFER Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have th... EOIN COLFER Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are sup... EOIN COLFER Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle... EOIN COLFER Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" cro... EOIN COLFER Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before br... EOIN COLFER So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis... EOIN COLFER Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it." Foaly: "Smite it wi... EOIN COLFER Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, O... EOIN COLFER Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Ori... EOIN COLFER Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down? EOIN COLFER All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket. EOIN COLFER Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from... EOIN COLFER He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in ... EOIN COLFER She strode across the McGraney boundary without a backward glance, legs cutting twin swatches in the... EOIN COLFER Artemis remembered a few lines from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: “But I don’t want to go ... EOIN COLFER The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trouse... EOIN COLFER It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; ... EOIN COLFER