Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see if it exists. Because that means people out there are getting off on it. So I googled Nazi porn. Yupp. It exists. Then I googled goldfish porn. Yupp. Found it. Someone out there finds sex with goldfish arousing. Fart porn. Yes, that's a thing too, and it brings someone somewhere great pleasure. Stormtrooper porn. Yes, the force is strong with that one. And it's not even a Saturday Night Live parody. It's literally hardcore porn, featuring men dressed in Stormtrooper outfits. With surprisingly high production values.
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I think that th... REGINA LYNN In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera. FIERCE DOLAN When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene. MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Woven through these galleries are some of the most deliriously awful canvases of the 19th century hi... ROBERT HUGHES What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of y... BECCA FITZPATRICK Drowning his misery with alcohol and junk food was like sticking plaster on an infected cut. It mask... JAY NORTHCOTE Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy po... RICHARD KADREY Me, shooting smut in the back of a speeding van with two white girls--bald cunts, panties around the... TYLER KNIGHT Two days ago, I was killed in LA. CNN reported that. What if my grandmother had seen that and had a ... 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MARKUS ZUSAK A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship. MARKUS ZUSAK Even death has a heart. MARKUS ZUSAK I wanted to tell the book thief many things, about beauty and brutality. But what could I tell her a... MARKUS ZUSAK It kills me sometimes, how people die. MARKUS ZUSAK Like most misery, it started with apparent happiness. MARKUS ZUSAK I haven't had much contact with Mayer. I don't know what he has done wrong now or why he shouldn't c... MARKUS GANDLER I just don't understand what is going on here. We have nothing to do with Walter Mayer. MARKUS GANDLER Summer came. For the book thief, everything was going nicely. For me, the sky was the colo... MARKUS ZUSAK I kept walking. Have you ever done that? Just walk. Just walk and have no idea where you're going? I... MARKUS ZUSAK 'Minecraft' certainly became a huge hit, and people are telling me it's changed games. I... MARKUS PERSSON There are still some significant differences of opinion. 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