Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Malaysians are not idiots or imbeciles,

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble, if there were only one in the world.

I find that, as a rule, when a thing is a wonder to us it is not because of what we see in it, but because of what others have seen in it. We get almost all our wonders at second hand.

Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.