Sometimes I wake up in the morning and there's nothing doing, so I decide to make something happen by lunch.

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

It's not my passion to wake up at 6:00 in the morning to do my exercises. Sometimes I really hate it. I'm lazy.

When I was a boy we didn't wake up with Vietnam and have Cyprus for lunch and the Congo for dinner.

I'm a really heavy sleeper. When I wake up I'm a terrible morning person.

Every morning when I wake up, I listen to 'The Brian Lehrer Show' on WNYC.