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Sometimes I think I'm better remembered for the Skins skirt than for winning the Players.


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FRED UPTON What's been important in my understanding of myself and others is the fact that each one of us is so...
FRED ROGERS At 'SNL' there's framed pictures of all the cast members, and it starts with Dan Aykroyd...
FRED ARMISEN When the Bitcoin white paper emerged in 2008, it was completely revolutionary. The amount of concept...
FRED EHRSAM People far too often associate derivatives markets with mere speculation, but there are very legitim...
FRED EHRSAM An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
FRED ALLEN When I see people laughing at ideas and companies we have backed, I smile. It means we are going to ...
FRED WILSON Obama is a very fine writer with an excellent command of language. His memoir 'Dreams From My Fa...
FRED KAPLAN