Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."

When it comes to the assignment of blame, the CIA has by and large been a luckless organization.

And the best and the worst of this is/ That neither is most to blame/ If you have forgotten my kisses/ And I have forgotten your name.