Something happens to us all when we experience something as a unit that doesn't occur when we're on our couches or holding our little portable DVD players.
David Ogden Stiers
Related Beforehand you think, 'Oh, changing nappies - I'm going to be up; I need to get sleep for tr... SONNY BILL WILLIAMS One of the problems of our youth is that the family unit is broken up. When we'd sit down to din... PAUL PRUDHOMME We live in a culture that doesn't acknowledge or validate human intuition and doesn't encour... SHAKTI GAWAIN Slavery is something that is all too often swept under the carpet. The shame doesn't even belong... LUPITA NYONG'O When marketers influence habits, they influence peoples' self-identity. And so when a group or c... CHARLES DUHIGG There are elements of family all through our unit, so if something happens to one person, we all hel... TOM HEWITT When we are at the worst times of our lives, when we are battling with something, or struggles, what... RUSSELL WILSON How do people relate to movies now, when they're on portable devices or streaming them? It's... KEANU REEVES We are afraid of ourselves and our own unconscious minds. When we are building something that reflec... GRAY SCOTT We all know that the great memories of our childhood are the little triumphs - it doesn't really... MICHAEL MORPURGO Our first album didn't work because we tried to be something we're not. QUAVO It's human nature that we come in our own flavours, and it doesn't make any sense to write a... N. K. JEMISIN Where are the Asian leading men? Well, we're being kicked to the ground; we're not being sup... VINCENT RODRIGUEZ III We use work to numb out. We can't turn off our machines because we're afraid we're going... BRENE BROWN A sociopath doesn't warm up their environment, doesn't make it cozy. They don't have to;... WALTER KIRN The entire journey of life is lived with energy and we use energy in all that we do from dawn to dus... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The entire journey of life is lived with energy and we use energy in all that we do from dawn to dus... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH There are times when what you do will be mysterious to everyone... times when you have to change dir... JEFF BUCKLEY Our intent of how we're going to play doesn't change. DAN QUINN When you're a kid, you have this feeling like you're indestructible. Your mortality doesn... DAVID JOHANSEN We have a choice about how we take what happens to us in our life and whether or not we allow it to ... ANGELINA JOLIE All of us want to have meaning in our lives and want to feel like we're doing something that mak... JOHN ASHCROFT When we're upset, our vocal cords tighten and we can't speak. And when I lie - well, I can... ALEKSANDAR HEMON When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. ELIE WIESEL We're traditional and don't do cutting-edge styles, but after 17 years we're holding our... JACLYN SMITH Any atrocity that's committed against one person affects us all, and we are becoming more of one... DON LEMON What is funny is when you do a futuristic movie, you immediately get to be fashionable because you... OLIVIER THEYSKENS We're all the same, and we all want the same thing. We all want to be secure. We all want food o... THANDIE NEWTON With us, people caught on to something on our third album, and that will never be repeated. Basicall... VICTORIA LEGRAND I suffer depression only in the sense that I am a writer. We don't have proper jobs to go to. We... MARK HADDON Public humiliation comes to us all, and never so surely as when we're just a little bit pleased ... KATE REARDON Sometimes, America, when something's too bad, we don't want to look at it. We want to turn o... SAM CHILDERS We're all just playing our own game. I don't see it as a rivalry. We're just trying to p... MICHELLE WIE You're working on being a father, so that is something that when you experience it you'll un... HARVEY KEITEL We're not a fragile people. We're not a frightful people. Our power doesn't come from so... BARACK OBAMA The fact that we're in the playoffs doesn't mean anything to us, to be honest with you. Hope... MICHAEL STRAHAN Second, we're spending a huge amount of money on technology so that everyone can check out lapto... JAY CHIAT When people call something a 'fail,' it's because you tried to accomplish something but ... BEN HUH People aren't always themselves. They're always holding back something. GARTH BROOKS As artists, we thrive when we can express our comfort and our discomfort. If a certain scene is real... AJA NAOMI KING You want to leave something; you really do. I mean, in the end, statues and all those things, that d... GEORGE FOREMAN We give a lot of others significance in our lives even when they don't deserve it. It doesn'... GABRIELLE UNION When we reach reflexively for something to dull an ache inside of us, in that very moment of reachin... DANI SHAPIRO Art gives us an opportunity to not have to leave or go somewhere or do something to experience the m... IRVIN MAYFIELD When people talk about conservative government, that's it in a nutshell. We're using taxpaye... BILL HASLAM When a wolf doesn't want to do something, they look really cute. MICHELLE PAVER All of us every single year, we're a different person. I don't think we're the same pers... STEVEN SPIELBERG Too often, we think that, when we have a problem with our lives or our country, that the way to fix ... MANDY PATINKIN America's a faith-based experiment as a country. We should celebrate and invite faith. And our m... SAM BROWNBACK Somehow we can't live outside the politics of race. There's something very deep in all of us... ANNA DEAVERE SMITH God doesn't do things halfway. He goes all out! When God does something, it's not just barel... JOYCE MEYER I think all kinds of meanings in life transcend your self. They're linked to other generations o... IRVIN D. YALOM One of the great cosmic laws, I think, is that whatever we hold in our thought will come true in our... RICHARD BACH Anybody can be unhappy. We can all be hurt. You don't have to be poor to need something or someb... WILLIE NELSON The industry trends and our own initiatives resulted in strong sales of new technologies such as dig... ALAN MCCOLLOUGH I'm just going to say it: I'm pro-guilt. Guilt is good. Guilt helps us stay on track because... BRENE BROWN I think nowadays it doesn't really matter where we are physically located. We create our own cul... DAVID SYLVIAN We have a lot of Brazilians in the United States. It doesn't mean we're traitors to our coun... RAFAEL DOS ANJOS When you celebrate, it's something that happens as a group. But when you mourn, sorrow is someth... IRVIN MAYFIELD Though we may have desires or bold goals, for whatever reason, most of us don't think we can ach... SIMON SINEK Teens want to read something that isn't a lie; we adults wish we could put our heads under the b... PAOLO BACIGALUPI People need to be insured so when you have an accident out there, or when something catastrophic hap... ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Now I see other kids and their parents, and I compare them to my dad. Our dad was a really normal fa... PARIS JACKSON In our profession when something happens, everybody always wants to help. That's what we do. GLENN TSCHANN We're all, whether we like it or not, gonna have to deal with bereavement at some point in our l... DAVID OYELOWO Here in America, we don't let our differences tear us apart. Not here. Because we know that our ... MICHELLE OBAMA Cancer doesn't just happen to me; it happens to my best friend; it happens to everyone who means... JESSICA ST. CLAIR We already have a security plan in place what we're looking to do now is to improve our response ... BILL BENNETT We all in real life put on these masks - we don't swear when we're around certain people... ... MALIN AKERMAN When we can't determine what is art - when you get to that point where we're not sure, that&... RICHARD PHILLIPS Every time you find something that doesn't work, you're a step closer to what does work. MARKUS ZUSAK It's hard to practice compassion when we're struggling with our authenticity or when our own... BRENE BROWN We explore our environment, more than we are compelled to utter poetry, when we're toddlers. We ... NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON When people are on the same page, when they agree wholeheartedly, when they see eye to eye, very lit... JEFFREY RUSSELL We all have our likes and our dislikes. But... when we're doing news - when we're doing the ... WALTER CRONKITE I am playing with the assumptions that we have in our everyday life when we are tripped up or fooled... JIM MCKAY When we are touched by something it's as if we're being brushed by an angel's wings. RITA DOVE With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the hu... CARRIE BROWNSTEIN When we give a subsidy, the benefits to the public ought to exceed the benefits to the company. When... JOHN KASICH You can't force something like that. But we have encouraged our audience, because we avoid the c... PAGE MCCONNELL When I was 15, I didn't think I was the prettiest at all. But then something happened when I was... CYNTHIA ERIVO America is a country that prides itself on being able to identify a 'straight shooter' or ... ADAM MCKAY Trumpet players see each other, and it's like we're getting ready to square off or get into ... WYNTON MARSALIS I think that when we're looking at things when we're right in the center of things, as oppos... JENNY OFFILL I think there are presences out there that we can't see or directly communicate with that have b... MISHA COLLINS I'm interested in glorifying something that we in the world would say doesn't deserve being ... EDWARD RUSCHA My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and thin... DYLAN MORAN Our job every single night is to call out hypocrisy on both sides to make sure we're holding Rep... DAVID MUIR Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day. CRAIG GROESCHEL Horrible things happen all our lives; we all experience loss and death and trauma. Usually, most peo... NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU We're all grown women now; if we wanna do something, we can't be stopped! NATASHA HAMILTON When we believe in our thoughts, when we tell ourselves a story, we suffer. 'My husband doesn... BYRON KATIE This band is a real collaboration, and I'm greatful to anybody who can appreciate our music. It ... KRIST NOVOSELIC I feel that every day, all of us now are being blasted by information design. It's being poured ... 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