Something, anything - announcing that we have a dangerous curve. That's all - that's what we really want.

I had three cylinder blocks about this high protecting this mailbox and one night, in the middle of the night back in 2004, two kids came around the corner hit the mailbox.

They were jammed under the front seat of the van and a Customs agent saw a paw sticking out.

A novel is like a gland pill - it nips off the cream of my hysterics and gets them running on track in a book where they belong instead of rioting all over my person.

Why would I worry about getting older - what's to moan about?

Satire is people as they are; romanticism, people as they would like to be; realism, people as they seem with their insides left out.