Someone who knows the Internet but doesn't have industry knowledge is going to have trouble.

Most teens are on the Internet, that's how they get themselves in trouble. That's why Tom Reilly and his Internet safety people will be there.

I don't know if anyone's going to sit through an hour of Lost on the Internet yet. You've seen how jumpy it can get.

The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity

The web was such a vital part of my life. It was like an oracle, a book that never ran out of pages, and a window into a million different rooms all at once.