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Terry Pratchett

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NICK HARKAWAY Now that’s what I call magic—seein’ all that, dealin’ with all that, and still goin’ on. I...
TERRY PRATCHETT I was in New York City on 9/11. Grief remains from that awful day, but not only grief. There is fear...
TEJU COLE The worst nightmare I ever had about Vietnam was that I had to go back. I woke up in a sweat, in tot...
OLIVER STONE The Empire's got something worse than whips all right. It's got obedience. Whips in the soul. They o...
TERRY PRATCHETT Es gab einige Dinge, die selbst hier zu Einigkeit führten: keine weiteren Grundsatzerklärungen, ke...
TERRY PRATCHETT Es gefiel ihm nicht, daß ER zurück und auch noch zornig war. Wenn irgend etwas, das Großbuchstabe...
TERRY PRATCHETT Meistens herrschte die betäubende Stille von menschlichen Gehirnen, die sich allmählich in Schmelz...
TERRY PRATCHETT Nun, wenn du siehst, wie etwas aus dem Meer kriecht und zu atmen versucht… Sag ihm, es sei die Mü...
TERRY PRATCHETT Einige Leute« – der kleine Mann blickte skeptisch auf die vorbeiströmende Basismaterie – »ins...
TERRY PRATCHETT Natürlich dauerte es eine Weile, bis alles kompliziert genug wurde, um Gaswolken, Galaxien, Planete...
TERRY PRATCHETT Er entschied, noch einmal die Wahrheit zu sagen. Es war eine völlig neue Taktik für ihn, und viell...
TERRY PRATCHETT Truhe hatte eine ganz einfache Strategie, um mit Dingen fertig zu werden, die sich zwischen ihr und ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Inzwischen hätten sie Bürokratie und Steuern erfinden können, um die Bürger mit wahrem Kummer zu...
TERRY PRATCHETT Warum sagst du immer wieder Dingsbums?« wandte sich Rincewind an den Vogel. »Begrenzter Dingsbums�...
TERRY PRATCHETT In Begleitung von erlesenen Schmerzen.« Rincewind zögerte. Er war ziemlich sicher, die Bedeutung d...
TERRY PRATCHETT By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER We are as gods to beasts of the field. We order the time of their birth and the time of their death....
TERRY PRATCHETT AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER.
Terry took Death's arm and followed him through the ...
RHIANNA PRATCHETT I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix.
DEYTH BANGER Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi...
MARIANA FULGER I pray that someday you will find that forgiveness. I know Terry would have wanted you to be forgive...
LEROY GRAHAM Spione überall, wie?«Er sah sich in dem großen Raum um, und seine Aufmerksamkeit verweilte bei ei...
TERRY PRATCHETT The important thing is not to shout at this point, Vimes told himself. Do not…what do they call it...
TERRY PRATCHETT How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian."
He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the in...
MOLLY HARPER Siebel was in a world of hurt. For Tom Siebel to sell to Larry Ellison, this is his worst nightmare....
DAVID HILAL I know that when I was a children's librarian, that was about 1940, boys particularly asked wher...
BEVERLY CLEARY It was pretty emotional. The hardest thing was not knowing. That's a parent's worst nightmare. Once ...
DENNIS QUESENBERRY I know teams had a hard time marking her. My worst nightmare would be if someone else had her.
ERIC MILES If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o...
DEYTH BANGER Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
TERRY PRATCHETT The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.
TERRY PRATCHETT I assure you I will not kill you," said Inigo.
"I know that," said Vimes. "But will you try?
TERRY PRATCHETT Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's the sheer zestful vitality...
TERRY PRATCHETT It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough a...
TERRY PRATCHETT That was the worst kind of hypocrisy, right? Hating someone for something you hated about yourself?
BRIGID KEMMERER In many cases, it was from their homes at gunpoint. There were no receipts given or anything else at...
WAYNE LAPIERRE It's the worst thing that ever happened to me, a parent's worst nightmare. I can't believe I'm livin...
SCOTT CLARK This is my worst nightmare. I'm very concerned about the students. I'm very concerned about their fa...
KAREN DEGISCHER Why ruin my sister's birthday simply because the entire planet was going to hell in a hand basket?
T.C. BOYLE I put that woman through a living nightmare with what I was doing, ... Her son was dying.
DONALD CALLOWAY Wearing khadi was a badge of honour. It was something one was proud to do.
INDIRA GANDHI Terry Fox was a hero to me when I was growing up.
JASON COOPER I'm a thinker. That is what I do, in great depth and detail, every waking moment of the day. I like ...
BRIAN HERBERT Unification of differences is power.
SHESH NATH VERNWAL Even greater than my fear that l was crazy, was my lifelong dread that someone would find out.
SARAH E. OLSON It's rumored that doing well in real estate is to be able to close a deal. I did not find that t...
BARBARA CORCORAN We told them that they picked the worst time of the year to play their worst half of the year. We to...
JEFF MARLOW She'd always been a little excitable, a little more passionate about books than your average person,...
SARAH BETH DURST All things considered, it was a good quarter, particularly in light of what's been happening with th...
TOM MORABITO Today that was the message — think about getting your valuables out and renting a U-Haul. Expect t...
CHRIS BADGER If only there was someone out here with long arms,
CHRIS HADFIELD Jonn Deire picked up eight yellowed and dog-eared cards from the pile, grumbling ‘garrn’ under h...
CHRISTINA ENGELA If I was in love with someone, I would get their picture out of the school yearbook and do portraits...
LYNN JOHNSTON My second divorce was the worst kind of divorce. There were two children; one had just been born. My...
NORA EPHRON It was good to see Terry shoot it like that. That's Terry being his usual self. It was good because ...
CRAIG BREHON I was almost ready to leave him out there with three, four or five fouls. For someone that hot, it's...
MIKE D'ANTONI Individually the write-ins did not win, but collectively they certainly did. A powerful message was ...
GARY BOYD That?s the biggest nightmare as a coach. Right now, I don?t care about the game. There was 30 second...
DAN LEIBOVITZ Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
I am not commanding you, but I ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me.
NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the...
NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on...
HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
HARPER LEE The time was when a library was very much like a museum, and a librarian was a mouser in musty books...
MELVIL DEWEY Terry was huge. He's a tremendous defensive stopper.
ERIK SMILES The worst thing anyone ever said about Tommy was that he was a nice person.
BERT AMMERMAN My first encounters with faith came about the time I was a Boy Scout, at about 14 or 15. I made the ...
MAX LUCADO Them as can do, has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.
TERRY PRATCHETT I got to work with Eli Vargas. Great guy. Huge in Spain. He's a heartthrob there. Who else? Terr...
ALIA SHAWKAT I didn't discover Terry until I was 10 years old, he was a legend by that time,
SHAWN ASHMORE That wasn't the nightmare, ... After we got to the staging point, it was horrendous I wanted to get ...
DEMETRIUS Aut viam inveniam aut faciam tibi.

I will either find a way or make one.
KENDALL RYAN There's so many stories about what happened. We don't know, that's why we're in court to find out to...
CARMEN GARCIA We rode out the storm in a shelter and when we came out our home and place where we worked was compl...
ROBERT WEST It was like being in a nightmare. I couldn't get out of the van, there were no keys in the van and m...
CATHY TRIPLETT Officer McGuire committed a terrible act of plain incompetence and he's still out there with a badge...
PEDRO IRIGONEGARAY When I was in middle school, the librarian there was secretary for a couple of groups of professiona...
JONATHAN MABERRY A.I. might be straight out of science fiction, but it's going to turn into man's worst nightmare.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS This was a case of teenagers being foolish, and it blew up into a horrible nightmare. That doesn't d...
GEORGE RERES It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare, you're so relieved. ...
NED VIZZINI Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ...
CHRISTINA ENGELA There is no question electronic communication is overtaking print. Students can find out about a col...
CHARLES NOLAN It was a total nightmare.
ANDREW MANER My mum was a librarian, and my dad worked in Greenland.
NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU It was a nightmare. We were running around trying to sort out her insurance and get her a doctor.
BARBARA BISHOP Obedience is bondage, if God wants to be adored he should make himself more loving.
LAURA WHITCOMB If thinking is your fate, revere this fate with divine honour and sacrifice to it the best, the most...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Life is a divine blessing for those who live life to add values in the lives of others.
SEEMA BRAIN OPENERS If something is working, generally speaking, we don't interfere with it. As long as Terry was intere...
PAUL SLAVIN I was surprised. I didn't know that was going to be a penalty. That was pretty bad. It wasn't a nigh...
GUILLAUME LEFEBVRE I was very pleased to hear that the attorney general's office was going to conduct their preliminary...
WILLIE WILLIAMS The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving the...
JIMMY FALLON Your past injuries will come back to haunt you. Make sure you overcome them and become their worst n...
BENJAMIN PEREZ There are water lines everywhere, and nobody knows where the pipes are, ... We're digging for the pi...
CARLOMAGNO It's hard to find out when someone acquired their pet.
LINDA NASS Once there was a boy so meek and modest, he was awarded a Most Humble badge. The next day, it was ta...
NANCY GIBBS It was a nightmare. They didn't handle it well because they never anticipated anything like that wou...
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TERRY PRATCHETT The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
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TERRY PRATCHETT Knowing things is magical, if other people don't know them.
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TERRY PRATCHETT ...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
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"Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heav...
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"Where does it go?"
"It stays where it is, I think.
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TERRY PRATCHETT In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
TERRY PRATCHETT No one's policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a w...
TERRY PRATCHETT At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings a...
TERRY PRATCHETT Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.
TERRY PRATCHETT I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of ...
TERRY PRATCHETT The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valle...
TERRY PRATCHETT She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their ...
TERRY PRATCHETT His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability wh...
TERRY PRATCHETT Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We ...
TERRY PRATCHETT The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
TERRY PRATCHETT Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect.
TERRY PRATCHETT The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes af...
TERRY PRATCHETT Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I ...
TERRY PRATCHETT It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying iso...
TERRY PRATCHETT Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.Elves are fantasti...
TERRY PRATCHETT Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when yo...
TERRY PRATCHETT The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves ar...
TERRY PRATCHETT "Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary...
TERRY PRATCHETT A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
TERRY PRATCHETT Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ...
TERRY PRATCHETT It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If ...
TERRY PRATCHETT It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence coul...
TERRY PRATCHETT An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ...
TERRY PRATCHETT A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
TERRY PRATCHETT Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
TERRY PRATCHETT The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then...
TERRY PRATCHETT For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his l...
TERRY PRATCHETT In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
TERRY PRATCHETT Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
TERRY PRATCHETT The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
TERRY PRATCHETT God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which migh...
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