Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.