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Some preparers whose clients are distraught because they are not eligible for EITC this year are using the EITC Assistant to show them they don't qualify.


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ROBIN WILLIAMS Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive -...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I was only a leading man for a minute; now I'm a character actor.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
ROBIN WILLIAMS When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
ROBIN WILLIAMS You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
ROBIN WILLIAMS I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You've got to - you've got ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end o...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They...
ROBIN WILLIAMS We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Do...
ROBIN WILLIAMS For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
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