Some people make cracks about life... I live in them.

Walking down the path of Life...Stumbling is accepted.

I am merely a grain of sand in Life... but I'll never be a " beach " ...

Life can sometimes seem like a party...and you got an invitation by mistake.

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.