Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.


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For some people, there will never be enough time.
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You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you gotta suit up for them all.
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You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you gotta suit up for them all.
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It is certainly impossible to lose respect if you lose out of some stupid discussions.
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This is the first time that it is nationwide and you can see it. People are asking for some respect.
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Some people had claims where there were no claims.
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The parent will not lose ground; in fact, he or she will gain some.
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No man burdens his mind with small matters unless he has some very good reason for doing so.
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I found three kinds of people in life. Some need Respect, Some need Attention. The rest are MEN!
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WILL DURANT
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS
There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS
Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS
As advertising blather becomes the nation's normal idiom, language becomes printed noise.
GEORGE WILL
My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS
Never mind your happiness; do your duty.
WILL DURANT
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS
Today more Americans are imprisoned for drug offenses than for property crimes
GEORGE WILL
Modern man's capacity for destruction is quixotic evidence of humanity's capacity for reconstruction...
GEORGE WILL
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee m...
GEORGE WILL
Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say foot...
GEORGE WILL
Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
GEORGE WILL
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
WILL DURANT
The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS