Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .

Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.

Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.