Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black.

I'm enjoying the aging process and the gray hair and the wrinkles.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

Most people do not have a problem with being old. They have a problem with looking old.

There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.