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Some people are stupid. so stupid, like real morons. But look, that's not against the Law


Rayan Black

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Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
JOHN STUART MILL You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!
THE FART BLAST Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law.
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CAROLE GEITHNER Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.
BILL KELLER People are just so stupid.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it...
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MARIE MUHAMMAD Unhappiness does make people look stupid
ANATOLE FRANCE Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of ...
BERNARD DEVOTO It doesn't bother me that people are stupid. I'm not stupid.
AHMED BEST There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
ANONYMOUS Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people...
JOHN STUART MILL People cry out against the sinner, yet it is not the sinful, but the stupid, who are our shame. Ther...
OSCAR WILDE Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.
GEORGE ORWELL Persistence can look a lot like stupid.
KRISTEN LAMB Stupid people are like fire, they'll burn anything down.
SUSIE L HILL Some people are brave, others are just too stupid to be afraid.
PHILIP R. BREEZE I know this sounds stupid, but in some ways, the way I look is a drawback.
TIM DALY Crossbreed George W. Bush with Barack Hussein Obama, and you'd end up with your typical American, an...
BOBBY W. MILLER The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid pe...
MARJANE SATRAPI Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid. Stupid like a fox!
HOMER SIMPSON The system isn't stupid, but the people in it are.
THOMAS SZASZ Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
BERTRAND RUSSELL Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
BERTRAND RUSSELL Are you real?” Stupid. Of course he’s real.
“Yes, Julie. I’m not the mystical man from ...
CAROLINE GEORGE They were stupid, stupid people.
ALISON MCGHEE Stupid people are dangerous.
SUZANNE COLLINS Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and...
JIM BUTCHER The system isn't stupid, but the people in it are.
THOMAS SZASZ I wanted to grab his stupid ears and smash his stupid head against the door until his stupid brains ...
CAT CLARKE Stupid people are ruining America.
HERMAN CAIN He likes to talk out there, he's real intense. I knew he was going to do something stupid, and he di...
BRIAN DEVLIN I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid
HARLAN ELLISON Does it look like I have stupid written across my forehead
JUDGE JUDY SHEINDLIN I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people ...
JOSHUA JACKSON And what I would say now is, yes, if a state enacted a law permitting flogging, it is immensely stup...
ANTONIN SCALIA Yeah. Good.” I clear my throat. “So, this plan. It’s kind of stupid, right?”
“It’s ...
VERONICA ROTH Sure you do. Everyone wants to play. They’re just afraid of looking stupid. But you know what’s ...
VICTORIA SCOTT The people that are doing these things are not stupid or angst-driven teenagers.
DEAN TURNER There are a lot of things the state adopted that make sense, but some are stupid.
KRISTIN JACOBS Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A wo...
RITA RUDNER Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
MARILYN MONROE Most people are boring and stupid.
OSCAR WILDE i believe in love. lust. sex. romance. i don't want everything to add up to the perfect equation...i...
NOT REAL People are so stupid, that they repeat your words and said in other words and what??
(I'm stupi...
DEYTH BANGER It's a law that looks underhanded to everybody ... stupid.
LUIS ERNESTO DERBEZ Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one ...
MICHAEL WINNER Stupid people are not born. It's just a lifestyle choice for many.
JONATHAN SUDHAKAR People in England talk about stupid Hollywood idiots, but the industry attracts some of the cleveres...
CHRIS O'DOWD 100 years from now they are going to look back and say: " God those people were stupid!" 2013.
SIMON PENA We used to be up against a lot of stupid money that invested in bad ideas. Now that most of the bad ...
LARRY KRAMER I've learned people are watching, so don't do nothing stupid.
BRUNO MARS He's not stupid. He is working hard in the black and Hispanic communities, and I have to believe tha...
MAURICE CARROLL I feel like I've lost so many amazing traits because I've listened to stupid people, ignoran...
KYLIE JENNER It's stupid not to act stupid sometimes.
MARTY RUBIN There are some offerings, the crappy offerings, where the only people stupid enough to buy it are th...
CHARLES KAPLAN If he decides to the negative -- that he doesn't want to be a candidate -- then that makes me look k...
JESSE VENTURA Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: ...
RITA RUDNER Only stupid people are changed by success.
JURGEN KLOPP There are two kinds of people I don't like being around, stupid people and ugly people. I guess that...
RUFUS RHODEN Sorry dude, but we're in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look...
DUSTIN DIAMOND It's so, so stupid what we do to ourselves because we're afraid. It's so stupid.
SARAH DESSEN I don't care what people think. people are stupid.
CHARLES BARKLEY Smart people have the brains, but stupid people have the balls
ANA SáEZ GONZáLEZ I look stupid without a mustache.
ERIK GRIFFIN It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.
COLIN FARRELL Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
UNKNOWN Stupid people allways try to explain the unexplainable in logical theorys but the smart ones belive ...
CHIRIAC EDUARD GILBERT The group of stupid people collectively treats or makes an intelligent amongst them look like duffer...
ANUJ SOMANY Many people are smarter than their stupid bosses.
TOBA BETA What if . . . What if I am stupid? Like people say?
SVETLANA CHMAKOVA I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
NORM MACDONALD People think I'm stupid. But I'm smarter than most people.
PARIS HILTON The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid.
KATO KAELIN If you think that you are living in a stupid country, you can be sure that you are being governed by...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN People are intelligent; it is their ideas that are stupid.
MARTY RUBIN It is still difficult being a black cyclist. There are people who say bad things to you that they wo...
GRéGORY BAUGé When you're an aggressive football team, you're gonna get some penalties, but you just don't want st...
BILL DEE I've learned two things the hard way: You can't fix stupid and you shouldn't use up your patience to...
KAREN A. BAQUIRAN Really intelligent people are clever enough to appear stupid
RAPHAEL KSOBIECH Obviously this person's a hazard. Stupid people are dangerous.
SUZANNE COLLINS Ignorance is pitiful! If you are ignorant and stupid, you are sick - white, black, green, I don'...
WILLIE WELLS All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even thoug...
MARK HADDON I don't care what people think. people are stupid.
CHARLES BARKLEY Look, if you think any American official is going to tell you the truth, then you're stupid. Did you...
ARTHUR SYLVESTER Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.
JESSICA PARK There are four types of people: Smart and lazy, Smart and full of energy, Stupid and lazy, Stupi...
LEIF SUMMERFIELD The idea is to believe me... but as far as I see the world... to believe is a sin... to trust me one...
DEYTH BANGER Any girl can look glamorous .... just stand there and look stupid.
DORIS DAY I feel like to not even consider it would be stupid. But I feel like I'll be back.
AL THORNTON We're going to look awfully stupid if we give income tax relief to people who do not pay income ...
JOE SCARBOROUGH We're going to look awfully stupid if we give income tax relief to people who do not pay income taxe...
JOE SCARBOROUGH I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
TERRY BRADSHAW I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stup...
KAMI GARCIA The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Fear and realisation of ignorance, strong medicines against stupid pride.
GARTH NIX I make little account of victory. Nothing is so stupid as to vanquish; the real glory is to convince...
VICTOR HUGO Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARD Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid
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