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Some men got excited by white lace and a translucent negligee. My love muffin got excited by a woman dressed to murder. There was probably something deeply twisted about that. Lucky for me, negligees were never my thing. He


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CHARLES DAVIS We probably got a little over anxious. We were excited.
BRAD FOLTA Pro was excited about the letter, ... Was it unexpected? Probably. When his dad came in the room he ...
MIKE SHULA That's really the thing that got me into playing a lot - getting excited about playing along wit...
CHAD SMITH I was excited about that. We got a [Ronnie Brewer] dunk off that and that got the team excited. I wa...
CYRUS MCGOWAN When he came to me wanting to do something in astronomy, I got excited. Astronomy is my first love i...
NORM NEGUS Bobby was there by himself, downstairs and had gone to sleep and had gone to bed and got excited by ...
RONALD BOURGET As a kid growing up, I wanted the Allen Iverson shoes that came out, the Questions. My dad got them ...
NATE ROBINSON I was too excited to be nervous about it, ... I felt comfortable and was excited to be on national T...
BRANDON DAVIS Most people get excited about games, but I've got to be excited about practice, because that'...
PAT SUMMITT When I got signed to the 'Fader' Label, they got really excited about having me as their new...
YUNA My father was always getting excited about something. It's genetically inside me somewhere.
NICOLAS CAGE I'm excited that we've got something for younger families.
BOB HAWKINS On Phantom... I listened to the music while I was reading the script. And it had just blown me away....
GERARD BUTLER My dad is probably the biggest reason why I'm going there. He got to coach Tiffany and my brother (T...
BRITTANY LEONARD He wasn't this thing that everybody always paints him to be. He wasn't a devil who got with Dave Mat...
MARC ROBERGE His agent gave every indication that everything was great and that he was so excited about playing h...
DAVE TWARDZIK I wanted to see if I could hit [Campbell] with the fake. He went for it. That really got the crowd ...
HAKIM WARRICK My dad taught me something as a very young child -- never presume anything. But some big stuff is go...
GRACE POTTER He probably got too excited. It usually happens when you take a serious hold on them.
MARK FROSTAD It's still a good thing. We've got to get our act together at home, and it's an opportunity to strin...
BOYD DEVEREAUX Patrick, he threw a chair. He got really red. We were all really excited.
RAJON RONDO It may not be a big deal to you and me, ... but this is the first thing Bill Clinton has had to be e...
ARSENIO HALL When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say abo...
ADAM SANDLER Slowly, I'm beginning to realise that what happened to me wasn't my fault, that I was taken advantag...
GIRL A I had a cab driver that was so happy and excited to give me a ride that, when I got out to pay him, ...
SHAUN WHITE He bumped into me way too much during the game, so that is the third thing he's got to do, stay away...
MIKE HOLMGREN I think it was, my parents got me a karaoke machine when I was about 9 years old. Even before that, ...
LESLIE ODOM, JR. We were hoping that the audience was going to be happy about it and not like, 'What they are doing?'...
COURTENEY COX Our ultimate goal was for Raquel to get pregnant, so we were very excited about that. I've been thro...
TASHA RIDDLE I'm lucky that I hooked up with my husband because he not only helps me but there's a joy for him as...
SUSAN LUCCI He got smart with me and my son, when we were up there. He asked my son why he was there?
HERBERT PERRY We got a 'W' tonight and we're pretty excited that. At this point we have to go game by game.
JAMES BLACKMON And then people got all excited. Why was it there?
CARL OLSON We've got a nice pack developing; we've just got to get them a little faster. I think we'll be prett...
DEAN TOWER When I was little, I didn't know you got paid for acting. My parents put the money in the bank f...
CHELAN SIMMONS I had some butterflies in my system before the game. But once I got into a rhythm, I was fine. I was...
JORDAN WILLIAMS He was always thinking about the future, always excited about something, always planning for somethi...
DAVE PRICE My illness has taught me something about the nature of humanity, love, brotherhood and relationships...
LEE ATWATER My mother was a dominant force in our family. And I always saw her as the leader. And that was great...
DOLORES HUERTA To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about wha...
ADAM SANDLER I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to beco...
ADAM SANDLER It was my love for the guitar that first got me into music and singing. Growing up, I was inspired b...
ED SHEERAN Ever dumb thing I ever done in my life there was a decision I made before that got me into it. It wa...
CORMAC MCCARTHY They are going by train; many students were excited about doing that.
KRISTIN KISSINGER We knew before he got here that he would come in and threaten for the state championship at 103. We ...
JACK KOSMICKI I never truly got to know my grandfather before he passed away, but he inspires me to search more de...
ETHAN PECK I'm excited. It's a fresh start for me and I probably need that.
PEJA STOJAKOVIC But when he came out he began to realize what we were talking about, and he had breakfast with Coach...
ERNIE ZEIGLER The hate and scorn showered on us Negro officers by our fellow Americans convinced me that there was...
CHARLES HAMILTON HOUSTON I got so excited about it. I was like, 'Yes! I won a Grammy!' And then my manager was like, ...
BEBE REXHA We were made for God. Only by being in some respect like Him, only by being a manifestation of His b...
C.S. LEWIS I was very excited about a currency that was not controlled by a central government, that could be a...
ERIK VOORHEES As a child, I was attractive to paedophiles. I suppose being indecently assaulted when I was 13 year...
STEPHEN RICHARDS It feels good to get it and to get it quickly. I'm pretty excited. I was a little nervous coming in ...
GREG HETHERINGTON I still have the letter seating on my desk. I was so excited when I got it because I wanted to be on...
LESLIE BROCKMAN I literally remember when I made my audition tape for 'Buffy'. I went to the Arsenal Mall. I...
ELIZA DUSHKU The whole time I was on 'Grey's,' I'm still reconciling myself to my 11-year-old son...
ISAIAH WASHINGTON Everyone just got really excited about it.
BLAKE FAUMUINA The Jacques Cousteau shows actually got me very excited about the fact that there's an alien wor...
JAMES CAMERON The woods were my Ritalin. Nature calmed me, focused me, and yet excited my senses.
RICHARD LOUV My dad was a good athlete. My mom had longevity. There were some athletic genes that certainly got p...
HALE IRWIN Brian said the children have nothing. When you have nothing, anything you are given, they are so exc...
CAROL RAGAN Overall, we've got a loaded team. We're pretty excited about it.
ALEX CAMARGO My energy level is through the roof and I'm excited about it, ... It's something new and exciting an...
HOWARD STERN It was lucky for me. It wasn't lucky for the nine people that got killed and the 20 that were in...
BARNEY ROSS I hope it sells millions, ... But more immediately, my real excitement was the idea that Kubrick was...
CHRIS ISAAK I had never been [beyond] Colorado or Utah. It was only my second time on an airplane by myself. I w...
KRISTI JOHNSON I was excited and nervous at the same time. I changed my mind a couple of time before I finally got ...
LAURA ERICKSON There are some voters who are rather traditional and have some reservations about electing a woman l...
TSAI ING-WEN He threw a fastball and I got lucky. I think he hit my bat rather than me hitting the pitch.
ERIC MUNSON I always thought money was something just to make me happy. But I've learned that I feel better ...
KENDRICK LAMAR The girls have got a bit excited. I spoke to my agent and she says she's wading through the fan mail...
ORLANDO BLOOM He (Cox) got this thing going and we're excited about the opportunities it will allow our people to ...
GREG CLARK For a long time it seemed to me that real life was about to begin, but there was always some obstacl...
BETTE HOWLAND For a long time it has seemed to me that life was about to begin; Real life. But there was always so...
FATHER ALFRED D'SOUZA This wasn't my team tonight. We got a couple strikeouts in the first inning and scored two runs. We ...
CONNIE WUNSCHEL I took a private lesson, but it didn't really work out, so I went back to playing along with rec...
CHAD SMITH When I took my first job, I was among only a handful of women. It was isolating at times. My love fo...
PADMASREE WARRIOR I'm excited. I've got four defensive specialists so that benefits me.
CATHY SANDERS I obviously had my reggae, but I got quite into rockabilly when I was a kid, because I was trying to...
PAUL SIMONON We're excited to be where we're at. All we wanted was a chance, and we've got that.
JEFF SANTARSIERO We were really excited that she (Raquel) was pregnant, since that was our goal. It wasn't until I wa...
TASHA RIDDLE We were loose. We got of the bus loose, pre-game was good and we were excited to be back.
CORY WILLIAMS If it wasn't for my brother, I probably would have never wrestled. He got me hooked on it back in th...
DEVIN HENNESSEY I was hoping for 150 and I got it, so I'm pretty excited.
CODY ARNOLD I was down in blackjack, now I'm up 600 bucks so I'm pretty excited about that. My dealer was Alfie,...
ANDY RODDICK I think our seniors will provide some good leadership. And we've got some great young kids who are e...
JEFF ARNTSON My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several...
STEVEN WRIGHT I was all excited. I went and shook hands with Tommy, and the first thing he pointed out to me was I...
STEVE BALLMER For some reason that excited me.
E. L. DOCTOROW Everybody got excited with that shot and we got the feeling. We were all as active as we could get.
ANDRIS BIEDRINS That was the first time we got a game with Mexico in a pro-American environment, ... Everyone was ex...
JOSH WOLFF Companions were not allowed to lie. I don’t know why. I had tried a few times when I was young to ...
ERMA I TALAMANTE I think experience played into it. We were excited before the game, but I think when we got out ther...
CODY GREEN I only toured for three months. As soon as I got off [tour], I was just dying to start recording, be...
AVRIL LAVIGNE I only toured for three months. As soon as I got off \[tour\], I was just dying to start recording, ...
AVRIL LAVIGNE I was very excited about the fact we did some good things. We created some good chances. No complain...
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ILONA ANDREWS My point is, I would never hurt you or your family.”
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"Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt p...
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ILONA ANDREWS Well, shit," Dobe said. "I guess you're familiar with the law. You hit it over the head, set its hou...
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She had no ...
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ILONA ANDREWS I've read your summary."
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ILONA ANDREWS Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said.
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ILONA ANDREWS Okay, pull me up."
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ILONA ANDREWS Say 'pop.'"
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ILONA ANDREWS Who is there with you?"

"Raphael"

Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in...
ILONA ANDREWS Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your lif...
ILONA ANDREWS We can do subtle," I assured her.
"It's our middle name," Andrea added.
For some odd reaso...
ILONA ANDREWS He glued the chair to my ass."
Silence.
"Is it still...attached?"
"I can't get it off...
ILONA ANDREWS Who is Hunter Becker?"
"Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?"
"I would've preferre...
ILONA ANDREWS We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He i...
ILONA ANDREWS Would you like to work here with me?
We have no clients and the pay is shit.
ILONA ANDREWS Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.
ILONA ANDREWS What do you mean fainted?
Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after...
ILONA ANDREWS I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I ...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned.
"Would you like me to pull over and ...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”
“I’m outraged!” I snarled....
ILONA ANDREWS I have a serious question."

"I will give a serious answer."

"Can a god be kill...
ILONA ANDREWS I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board
ILONA ANDREWS The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make ...
ILONA ANDREWS Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods....
ILONA ANDREWS Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.
ILONA ANDREWS The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was...
ILONA ANDREWS My mind struggled to formulate a coherent though, any thought. I opened my mouth. "Your pajamas have...
ILONA ANDREWS Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.
ILONA ANDREWS I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t batting
for the other team, I�...
ILONA ANDREWS I gave him my Order smile: sweet grin, hard eyes, reached over to my passenger seat, and pulled out ...
ILONA ANDREWS You think this is some sort of comedy going on here?” Collins gave him his tough stare.
A lit...
ILONA ANDREWS Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re touching me,” I chided him.
He caressed my back, sliding his hand down, hitting eve...
ILONA ANDREWS Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You'r...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?”

“I’m not imp...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.
That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was t...
ILONA ANDREWS Someone pounded on the office door. Barabas moved to the door, slid aside the metal shutter covering...
ILONA ANDREWS My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scrat...
ILONA ANDREWS Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze.
“...
ILONA ANDREWS The rage of the Beast Lord was a terrible thing to behold. Some people stormed, some punched things,...
ILONA ANDREWS At first glance you looked at Kate and thought “fighter,” maybe merc. Five inches taller than me...
ILONA ANDREWS Curran and Kate stood by the door.
“I can’t believe you decided to come down here and check...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re the most experienced investigator I’ve got who’s not tied up in something, and I can’...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate smirked.
"What?"
"Your horse looks pink."
"So?"
"If you paste some stars on...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.
ILONA ANDREWS Our standard rate. A doubloon a day."
It was generous. More than generous--some families would ...
ILONA ANDREWS So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activitie...
ILONA ANDREWS Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring...
ILONA ANDREWS The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell a...
ILONA ANDREWS Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the momen...
ILONA ANDREWS Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
ILONA ANDREWS I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
ILONA ANDREWS Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I ...
ILONA ANDREWS