Socialists think profits are a vice; I consider losses the real vice.

It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice; I consider the real vice is making losses.

No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism

It is not alone that property, in all its forms, is struck at, but that liberty, in all its forms, is challenged by the fundamental conceptions of Socialism

Christopher Columbus was the first socialist: he didn’t know where he was going, he didn’t know where he was… and he did it all at taxpayers expense.

Never trust a man without vices...