So unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else.

Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.