Related
Notice: Undefined variable: render in /home/admin/web/fastsaying.com/public_html/contentPage.php on line 565
A joke is a very serious thing. ANONYMOUS
A joke is a very serious thing WINSTON CHURCHILL
A true Englishman doesn't joke when he is talking about so serious a thing as a wager. JULES VERNE It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke.
CARLA BLEY
Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke. WISLAWA SZYMBORSKA
I'm serious; it was a joke. UNKNOWN There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
WERNER KARL HEISENBERG
A joke's a very serious thing. CHARLES CHURCHILL
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. HEISENBERG
The worst censors are those prohibiting criticism of the theory of evolution in the classroom. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY I really don't think most people realize how serious it is and how serious it can get. They are maki...
LT. EDWIN TORRES
I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she'... CHELSEA HANDLER Kathy told me she honestly thought they'd be home in three days, so they didn't pack a lot.
JULIE BUCHANAN Herb had a sense of humor for every situation - lighthearted or serious. With a joke he'd make somet...
BILL SHRANKO Is constructive criticism really constructive? Not really. You can't make a child better by pointing...
H. NORMAN WRIGHT For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.
BALTASAR GRACIáN
Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious. J. R. MARTINEZ
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell som... DEMETRI MARTIN
It is not fair to treat as serious that which is only said in
joke. UNKNOWN Then Kathy says, 'Rufus!'/ Rufus says, 'Kathy!'/ Chuck says, 'Rufus!'/ Rufus says, 'Chuck!'/ Then Ka...
GREEN DAY
Men in authority will always think that criticism of their policies is dangerous. They will always e... HENRY STEELE COMMAGER Dromaeosaurs are really interesting because they are so close to birds in evolution, having feathers...
MARK NORELL Accept criticism. If you do not offer your work for criticism and accept that criticism, meaning giv...
THEODORA GOSS I think we're going to see a lot of criticism from the opposition, but I don't think they are going ...
ANTONIA MAIONI Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, P...
HARRY TOH JUN SHEN
They all want to follow that gang mentality. It's really a joke. MICHAEL MOORE
I suspect that most authors don't really want criticism, not even constructive criticism. They want ... NEIL GAIMAN
This hobble of being alive is rather serious, don’t you think so? THOMAS HARDY Do your best while allowing criticism to make you better.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN Ain’t nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord.
NANCY B. BREWER
I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh ... KANYE WEST
I don't like irony and sarcasm very much. But I do like it when you think someone is telling you... JENS LEKMAN Look at his face! He's serious about this! This ain't no joke.
GERALD VEASLEY They really are advancing a sectarian religious view. They don't accept those religious people who a...
JACK KREBS We had a guy who is from Miami who was kidding around with one of his boys. Miami thought it was som...
JACOB HESTER
Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding... TED DANSON The case of Martin is less serious. He has a fever, but he is under treatment and was feeling better...
JO MASO How do we replace someone like Martin? Well, Martin was unique, as was Neil, so it's a question of m...
MARTIN CORRY It was a bit of a joke, really. They came in and asked if I wanted to do it and there was a chance t...
BEN WINDSOR
Tolkien was quite a religious man, and so is George R.R. Martin. They kind of have this epic quality... SEAN BEAN
KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST ... To Kathy Griffin. Warmest wishes, Renee Zellweger. KATHY GRIFFIN It's really important to realize that evolution doesn't 'take' us, or any organism, anywhere. Evolut...
JAMES FOSTER
It is much more valuable to look for the strength in others. You can gain nothing by criticizing the... DAISAKU IKEDA I think everyone is realizing that we need to be doing a great deal more. We just haven't made the e...
JUDY DIAMOND
All of our heroes did silly stuff early and got more serious as time went on. Steve Martin, Adam San... AKIVA SCHAFFER
I think the whole policy of pre-emptive war is a serious, serious mistake. WALTER CRONKITE
Evolution is ultimately why cancer is so deadly. Take two biopsies from different sides of a tumor, ... KYLE HILL We received a lot of criticism at the beginning. They said we were trying to be country's answer to ...
JAY DEMARCUS
I wish I was home", She said miserably. She tried so hard to be brave,
to be fierce as a...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?''He is making a joke, no,'...
JOHN FLANAGAN
That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke. WILL ROGERS The police response is to look into it as to whether it's a joke or it's serious. The threat is some...
KAMMIE MICHAEL I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, ...
DICK GREGORY I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, ...
DICK GREGORY
To think of shadows is a serious thing. VICTOR HUGO
The expectation of intelligent gossip is a powerful motive for serious self-criticism, more powerful... DANIEL KAHNEMAN I think there is a menu of things he does very well and I think there are things that he is coming a...
BRAD CHILDRESS Learn about the world, the way it works, any kind of science and anthropology, it's really an intere...
RANDY NEWMAN
But if they didn't think it was a joke, or if anybody took it the wrong way other than a joke, when ... JOE GIBBS I think the Earth is in really serious trouble and I think we haven't got a lot of time. I'd rather ...
BILL RELYEA
With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads... KARL PILKINGTON Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams ...
ARTHUR MACHEN It's not Kathy filling Mark's shoes. It's a different kind of shoe.
JOHN MCGEE
The evolution of sense is, in a sense, the evolution of nonsense. VLADIMIR NABOKOV I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that...
JULIE BROWN
My wife's an architect, so she definitely has a very high-risk artistic profession, and she gets... MATTHEW WEINER We think this is a serious area of concern.
JOSETTE SHINER
We're serious. This isn't a joke, ... If an entire town changed its name to DISH, you can't buy that... CICERO We want to get the message out that we're serious about stopping red-light running here in Martin Co...
DEBORAH JORDAN Our work is really the first demonstration of the embryonic origin of these organs, and it gives us ...
MARTIN COHN I think it's just a joke.
JIM DAVIES Some people think it's a joke,
LINDA HALL I would think they are dead serious.
ARUN TANEJA Learn about the world, the way it works, any kind of science and anthropology, it's really an in...
RANDY NEWMAN I thought the university came through very well, ... I think the comedy is a joke on Tommy and not a...
HARVEY PERLMAN
Martin Luther King said it was time to inject a new dimension of love into the veins of human civili... MARIANNE WILLIAMSON Criticism really used to hurt me. Most of these critics are usually frustrated artists, and they cri...
ROSANNA ARQUETTE
Kehidupan perempuan itu sembilan bagian kacau dan satu bagian ajaib, kau akan segera mengetahuinya..... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
Jaime smiled knowingly. Men will read all sorts of things into a knowing smile if you let them. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicia... JACKSON BROWNE Automakers won't get really serious about building hybrid cars unless they think there's a market fo...
JACOB SCHERR He will find it impossible to change the terms of the agreement without attracting serious criticism...
ACHIN VANAIK
You mistake patience for forbearance. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
The universe does not jest with us, but is in earnest RALPH WALDO EMERSON Think of what you see now in public corruption: kickbacks and wire fraud. This is a joke, except for...
CHARLES SCIARRA She's in so much pain. I think everybody needs to know how serious this is.
BEVERLY PERRY
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. WILL ROGERS
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke. ANONYMOUS No myth of miraculous creation is so marvelous as the face of man's evolution
ROBERT BRIFFAULT
I think life is a chain of events. ZARA LARSSON I think they can be a very serious player in this business.
ELLEN SIMINOFF If your only point is the criticism of someone else’s point, then you really don’t have a point ...
WALT MCINTYRE I was ready to turn Kathy down when she said she had a 5-month-old puppy to donate. But so far she's...
JULIE ODIL
I think criticism of good work should stop somewhere. SHARAD PAWAR
I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a ver... KURT VONNEGUT
I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a ver... KURT VONNEGUT JR.
Rosa Parks sat so Martin Luther King could walk. Martin Luther King walked so Obama could run. Obama... JAY-Z
You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you... ERNEST HEMINGWAY
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. CLIFTON FADIMAN
One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was s... BRYAN WHITE
There are a lot of good arguments for birth control, but as far as terminating a life that has alrea... 
The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenag... 
I entered the modeling industry as a business person already. I always knew I belonged on the other ... 
It's been an extraordinary journey. I have learned so much along the way. I entered the modeling... 
But now that she had achieved knighthood, and thought and acted as she wanted and decided, for one h... 
If you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything. 
My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families,... 
I don't think what happens in this country is censorship, I should say that. It's something else. It... 