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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.


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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip, is to have li...
Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Try to live your life so that you wouldn't be afraid to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
WILL ROGERS A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
BILLY GRAHAM A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip
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in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it...
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TERRY PRATCHETT To be rich simply means,to be able to meet people's need.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) when your heart touched mine,I knew then we were one.
THERESA M WILSON To be rich simply means to be beneficial to others.
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JUSTINA CHEN Judge not lest ye be judged.
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MATTHEW However great the task may be, the outcome will be greater.
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FEREIDOON YAZDI How to change the world:
• spread positivity
• bring people up instead of dragging the...
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TOMMY DONBAVAND To be independent is an privilege.
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ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine."
The Q...
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This had made many people very angry and has been wi...
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There was a terribly ghastly noise.
There was a terr...
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the lesson.
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ELIZABETH WINDER Can I buy you a drink when you get off?"

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Deliciously flavoured - juicy, sweet bite,
E...
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