So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I don't even know how ugly and pretty get decided - maybe there's like a secret cabal of boys who meet in the locker room and decide who's ugly and who's hot, because as far as I can remember, there was no such thing as a hot fourth-grader. - Lindsey Lee Wells
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Related When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. RODNEY DANGERFIELD That was ugly. I was waiting for the ugly duckling to turn into the swan, but it never happened. DAVE HUBER His friends said, "Why do you have that ugly thing hanging there?" and Bull said, "I like it because... JACK KEROUAC As someone who worships music, I believe it can never be ugly! SHREYA GHOSHAL I tried to make myself as pretty as possible and even then I thought I was ugly. I found it madly di... BRIGITTE BARDOT It sure is ugly.” “Ugly, never hurt a thing.” I scoffed. “Oh, ugly has hurt some ... MAGGIE STIEFVATER I said last week against (Thornton Academy) it was an ugly win, and today was an ugly win. But it wa... JAY MAZUR The kids are happy about that. Today's game was ugly, but I guess it's a win ... an ugly win, if the... MANNY BLANCO I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier. MIKE TICE Kids threw rocks at me, told me I was ugly and left death threats in my locker. KEVYN AUCOIN I don't think I'm ugly, but I never thought I was that special. ED SPELEERS There was a time in childhood when I didn't yet know I was ugly. Then there was a time when I believ... C.S. LEWIS I think this is the ugliest place I’ve ever seen. Not just here. The whole state.” I hear my par... JENNIFER NIVEN She wondered if there were any ugly vampires, or maybe any fat ones. Maybe they didn't make vam... CASSANDRA CLARE I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier. MIKE TICE I think it was just a tough game. I really don't think either team came out and played as well as th... CURTIS MURPHY My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You... BEVERLY JOHNSON The worst of my actions or conditions seem not so ugly unto me as I find it both ugly and base not t... MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE I get up and pace the room, as if I can leave my guilt behind me. But it tracks me as I walk, an ugl... ROSAMUND LUPTON I just think of things as beautiful or not. Can't you understand? I don't think of good or bad. Just... JOHN FOWLES Never trust a pretty girl with an ugly secret. SARA SHEPARD I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born RODNEY DANGERFIELD I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I I was considered an ugly duckling. EARTHA KITT And in music, it's the great aphrodisiac that says that even though I'm short, fat, ugly, bald, and.... GENE SIMMONS At night there is no such thing as an ugly woman OVID There was a lot of great baseball, and there was a lot of ugly baseball. It was like a heavyweight f... DONNIE BRANCH I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle HEINRICH HEINE I sat back and looked at it. It was ugly, dark, uncontrolled. Like a monster's face. Or maybe what I... JENNIFER BROWN I was the ugly duckling until I reached puberty. TANYA ROBERTS I really don't know (what happened). ... We didn't get any looks. It was just an ugly quarter. GREG ADAMS This was genuine fear - fear born of experience of a man that was mean and ugly, not crazy, but mean... JACOB ATWOOD Another vampire pushed her way through the crowd to stand at his side—a pretty blue-haired As... CASSANDRA CLARE The truth was I felt ugly growing up. I only really started feeling comfortable in myself when I was... IMAN There was good, there was bad and there was ugly. I think we've got to clean up the bad and ugly. I ... BOB HOWELL It really could have been ugly. I was really fortunate that the guy was out of bounds. BEN TROUPE When I was at Babbo, I was covered in scars and scabs and burned bits - melted hair, ribbed burns I ... BILL BUFORD I keep getting asked out by really young, good looking boys and really ugly lesbians. So, even if I ... LISA LAMPANELLI Everyone thinks these are self-portraits but they aren't meant to be. I just use myself as a mod... CINDY SHERMAN I think I can be beautiful with all the little stuff done, and I can be ugly. A lot of attractive ac... JULIETTE LEWIS I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be. DAVID DOBKIN I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up RODNEY DANGERFIELD First of all I thought it was ugly, I thought it was ridiculous that undercover police guys would dr... PAUL MICHAEL GLASER I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or a... SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT I said something really stupid once. I told a friend that my mother was so beautiful, but my dad was... GENE WILDER I am alone and miserable. Only someone as ugly as I am could love me. MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT SHELLEY You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain g... HEDY LAMARR And I wanted to cry out at her that I could not put the body apart from the soul, and that the comfo... ROBERT MCAFEE BROWN I found my love when I was 17-years-old and my love is one hundred percent honest. We've never had a... BO DEREK I once owned a really, really ugly pair of white leather boots. They were so bad. It was back in the... JORDANA BREWSTER I remember being described often as 'the horrifically ugly Jack McCall,' and I kept thinking... GARRETT DILLAHUNT I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot. RODNEY DANGERFIELD I told the guys, this was an ugly win, but I've never seen a pretty loss, so we'll take it. We can p... LLOYD CHURCH I love pretty things; and I hate to look in the glass and see something that isn't pretty. It makes ... L. M. MONTGOMERY I used to cry myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because of the way men leered at and disrespected m... EVANGELINE LILLY When I was 11, I had an Ugly Sister birthday party. All my idea. Most girls want to be a fairy or a ... LUCY PUNCH I was so skinny, they gave me the nickname stechetto - the stick. I was tall, thin, ugly and dark li... SOPHIA LOREN I like all my children, even the squat and ugly ones. HOWARD NEMEROV I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get RODNEY DANGERFIELD I have moments where I feel incredibly ugly or fat, and it sucks, you know? I'll usually try to ... CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY I told my guys before the game that if this game was ugly it would be in our favor. I am just speech... GREG KING But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty. AMY SEDARIS I felt like an ugly duckling back in school. I was a complete tomboy with short hair. Never in my dr... POOJA HEGDE I always believed I was an ugly duckling in a family of swans, you know? I was such a black sheep, a... LINDSAY PEARCE It was ugly. The ball was slippery and we turned it over a bunch, but my kids overcame adversity. I ... BART KING I called some lady once and after I told her who I was she just said 'You have ugly shoes!' and hung... ANDREW NIELSON I used to get a lot of rubber ducks on my birthdays as presents because, you know, I make rubber duc... FLORENTIJN HOFMAN But pain may be a gift to us. Remember, after all, that pain is one of the ways we register in memor... SUE MILLER What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw! DEYTH BANGER It was pretty tough. I was expecting a tough game because I knew they had some returning seniors tha... LAUREL SCHULTHEIS I found my love when I was 17-years-old and my love is one hundred percent honest. We've never h... BO DEREK My interpretation of the word 'ugly'... I like ugly beauty. That can happen. In France, we h... FRANCOIS NARS It’s an alien.” “Sand crab,” Leon said. “It won’t hurt you.” “... MAGGIE STIEFVATER I was born to hit a baseball. I can hit a baseball. BARRY BONDS I was born in India - but never really lived there. AASIF MANDVI Offensively, I'm not sure what you'd call that in the first half. We didn't allow anything and neith... JOE KINCH I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES It was ugly but it was a win and we'll take it. ANGELL FLOYD When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so ... MARINA ABRAMOVIC My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly to... RODNEY DANGERFIELD I still had this idea that there was a whole world of marvelous golden people somewhere, as far ahea... RICHARD YATES Believe me when i say;
I know the 'U' in ugly.
Never did it lie to me. KARAN PATADE She's an old woman who's very ugly. I was the oldest woman who tried out. JULIE GRITTON The only description for Nolan in the script was that he's a very bad dresser. I put on a red wi... GABRIEL MANN There is no such thing as an ugly language. Today I hear every language as if it were the only one, ... ELIAS CANETTI On Virtue – When people want to describe the hideousness of a person or object, they may use the p... MARSHA HINDS The presidency made John Adams an old man long before there was television. As early as the nation... R. J. CUTLER Art is never finished, only abandoned. , (MAYBE) She was screaming. She was saying a lot of racist comments. It was pretty ugly. JEFF TABALA I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by othe... KELLY OSBOURNE When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding h... JOE GOLD So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. YOGI BERRA You still felt that life was passing you by? Sort of. I still had this idea that there was a wh... RICHARD YATES To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. AUGUSTE RODIN They've got some kids that can stroke it, and they got hot in the second half. They're tough. I'm ju... JOSH MILLS No one should ever feel bad about themselves when the hot guy talks to the ugly girl instead. There'... JOY MANISCALCO I treated despair in terms of hierarchy: if there was a more important pain in the world, it meant m... LUCY GREALY If a person is to get the meaning of life he must learn to like the facts about himself -- ugly as t... EUGENE O'NEILL If a person is to get the meaning of life he must learn to like the facts about himself -- ugly as... EUGENE O'NEILL
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