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TIM VINE
I lied," I said. ..."I know it," he said.
"Then do something about it. Do anything, just ...
WILLIAM FAULKNER
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A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I ... RED SKELTON She said, 'Should I try to do the splits?' and I said 'Yeah!' and she ripped her pants!
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ANNE WRIGHT
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RANSOM RIGGS
There are your fog people & your sun people, he said. I said I wasn't sure which kind I was. He ... BRIAN ANDREAS When I auditioned for 'Bye Bye Birdie' on Broadway, Gower Champion said, 'You've got...
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DANNY ELFMAN
You saved me," I said. Nathaniel put his hands on either side of my face. "I had to," he said. "So y... JODI PICOULT How do I know that? He told me that. He said to me: 'You believe in peace, I don't believe we can ha...
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CHRIS TUCKER
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SARAH DESSEN
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TOM ARLIS
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KURT VONNEGUT JR.
Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you — ?” “He is,” said the first twin. “Aren’t yo... J.K. ROWLING He said, well you paid your money didn't you? I said yes you did, but you still had to move back. He...
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I don't like this," he said. I don't like knowing you can't forgive me, Claire. Please, I said I was... RACHEL CAINE I said, Do you consider yourself a pimp, also? ... (Reiner) said, Yeah, and I said, Well, you are. B...
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Anita can speak for herself," Richard said.Jean-Claude's attention flicked back to me. "That i...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON
I can't make sense out of that girl," he said to the bard, "Can you?" "Never mind," Ffle...
LLOYD ALEXANDER Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
I ARE We'll find him." Carhart said firmly.
"How do you know? How can you be so sure?"
"Because ...
SANTINO HASSELL
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' RODNEY DANGERFIELD
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.' TOMMY COOPER
I started on the clarinet. I was going to a music school - my mother took me - and the guy said, ... CHRISTOPHER GUEST When I was 50, I said, 'That's it,' And they said, 'How?' I said, 'What do you mean how? I've been w...
GEORGE SIDNEY
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. FRANK CARSON So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps i...
TIM VINE
Do not do that again," he said stiffly."Don't kiss me back then," I retorted.
He stared a...
RICHELLE MEAD I find out Peter Hyams was available, so I just called him and said, 'Can you help us out?' He said ...
DAVID GOYER I was so proud of Rodney Carney today. It would be so easy for Rodney to play for himself right now....
JOHN CALIPARI
Before you make a decision," he said, "I want you to know that I love you. MEGAN WHALEN TURNER He told me that, ... He said, 'I know what you can do. You can play any position and when we need yo...
CRAIG MACDONALD If you're going to point a finger, you point it at me. He just said, 'Pick me up.' I said, 'No probl...
DAVID WELLS
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DONALD DAVIDSON
Severus,” said Dumbledore, turning to Snape, “you know what I must ask you to do. If you are rea... J.K. ROWLING Thank you,” I said, turning around a little so I could talk to him. “You’re a good friend.”<...
MONICA ALEXANDER
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta donow.”
“Wow,” Lauren...
PRISCILLA GLENN You said I don’t exist in one life. What if each of these lives are designed to teach you a lesson...
IF I WAKE Rob Jackson said to me, 'do you know why I'm here?' And I said, 'yes,' it must be the bankruptcy.
EDWARD KARABACK He said, 'Get her to change her number. I don't care how you do it, scare her -- whatever you want t...
FRANK MINUCCI
I remember the time an older man asked me when I was young, "Do you know what you are doing now?" I ... RAVI ZACHARIAS
It was not the thought that I was so unloved that froze me. I had taught myself to do without love.<... KURT VONNEGUT JR. [Just before the meeting got started, Andy Grove, the gruff chairman of Intel's board at the time, p...
DAVID POTTRUCK I said people nowadays are doing some crazy stuff and that's why I teach you to not talk to stranger...
CYNTHIA WILLIAMS Enough about body language," said Kira. "I want to practice the link so hit me."
"Hitting you w...
DAN WELLS Jack Hylton said: 'I want you, I want you, but I can't offer you the part it's for a 35-year-old wom...
ANNIE ROSS Jack Hylton said: 'I want you, I want you, but I can't offer you the part it's for a 35-year-old ...
ANNIE ROSS
A Traveller at Sparta, standing long upon one leg, said to a
Lacedaemonian, "I do not believe you c... PLUTARCH He said: 'Could you kindly sit down for a minute?' ... I said, 'Why, am I sick?' He said, 'You're go...
JOE BUGEL
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat... PAULA POUNDSTONE i always said i would love to see my future so i called you and said i need to see you
DELESHA SHANTAE BUFORD
Damn it," I said. "I don't suppose you have any ideas on how to kill Littleton."He smile...
PATRICIA BRIGGS
Howl backed into the door to shut it and leaned there in a tragic attitude. "Look at you all!" he sa... DIANA WYNNE JONES
Because the truth sometimes hurts," I said. Yeah," he said. "So do lies, though.
SARAH DESSEN Do not share the knowledge with which you have been blessed with everyone in general, as you do with...
ALI TALIB
Do not share the knowledge with which you have been blessed with everyone in general, as you do with... ALI IBN ABI TALIB
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God bea... RODNEY DANGERFIELD I can't. Like, that's how bad it was. I really can't even paraphrase it without cussing. He said som...
DAVID NOEL
My father will hunt you for taking his power if he finds out,” he said into the frigid dark. “An... SARAH J. MAAS
I said, 'Don't talk rot, Old Tom Travers.""I am not accustomed to talk rot," he said.
"Th...
P.G. WODEHOUSE
A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, offi... TOMMY COOPER They say I should stay away from you,” I said. “They said you’re not good for me.”
�...
KASSANDRA CROSS
How do I know I can trust you?' she said finally.'That's the thing about trust.' He crunched a...
LAUREN OLIVER Daniel, he said. I would have you follow me.
Master!....I will fight for you to the end!....
ELIZABETH GEORGE SPEARE
Don't cry.""How can I not?" I asked him. "You just said you loved me."
"Well, why else di...
MEG CABOT
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not ... FRANK CARSON
All I ask is that you do as well as you can, and remember that, while to write adverbs is human, to ... STEPHEN KING
He pointed at me and said, 'that one won't stand up.' The two policemen came near me and only one sp... ROSA PARKS
I don't care," Clary said. "He'd do it for me. Tell me he wouldn't. If I were missing-" "He'd ...
CASSANDRA CLARE So, yes, I will marry you. Someday. If you'll have me," he said modestly.
"Of course I will, yo...
EILIS O'NEAL My hands folded into fists. "As king, that is my order."
"Forgive me, but the king's order is t...
JENNIFER A. NIELSEN
"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to you... A. A. MILNE
You bit de Quincey," he said. "You fool. He's a vampire. You know what it means to bite a vampire." ... CASSANDRA CLARE
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I was a huge fan of Bobby Cox, a huge fan of Chipper Jones and John Smoltz. And just those guys, I g... 
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