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So heedless have we become of our own image that second-hand mobile phones now invariably come with a SIM card chock-full of discarded intimacies.


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WILL CARLETON Overall, I think Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete in any particular sport. He dominated the ga...
WILL MCDONOUGH I think with movies I am really connecting to the Joseph Campbell idea of the collective unconscious...
WILL SMITH Never trust a duck.
WILL HERONDALE By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wante...
WILL FERRELL Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ...
GEORGE WILL Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ...
WILL FERRELL The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t...
WILL HOBBS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the q...
WILL DURANT Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
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