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So don't preach at us like you're some kind of saint. You're just another sinner.


Rachel Caine

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CHAUCER You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".
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GEORGETTE HEYER Would she could make of me a saint,Or I of her a sinner.
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CHRISTOPHER MORLEY Only the sinner has a right to preach
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AMBROSE BIERCE Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
AMBROSE BIERCE The more I had to act like a saint, the more I felt like being a sinner.
MAX VON SYDOW MRS PEARCE. Mr Higgins: youre tempting the girl. It’s not right. She should think of the future. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW We have to keep a good frame of mind and not overlook La Villa. Anytime you do that, youre going to ...
HECTOR GARCIA Saint, noun. A dead sinner revised and edited.
AMBROSE BIERCE SAINT, n. A dead sinner revised and edited.
AMBROSE BIERCE The greater the sinner, the greater the saint
ENGLISH PROVERB I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
NELSON MANDELA Men who ape the saint and play the sinner.
UNKNOWN The mercies of God make a sinner proud, but a saint humble.
THOMAS WATSON Never is a man wholly a saint or a sinner.
HERMANN HESSE An industrious sinner I much prefer to a lazy saint.
SOPHIE KERR Every saint had a past, Every sinner has a future.
JOHN ALEXANDER TRISTRAM Many of the insights of the saint stem from his experience as a sinner
ERIC HOFFER Many of the insights of the saint stem from his experience as a sinner.
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OSCAR WILDE One breath as a saint is better than an eternal life as a sinner
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AUNG SAN SUU KYI Chese now," quod she, "oon of thise thynges tweye:
To han me foul and old til that I deye,
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JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL Better is the sinner who hath thoughts about God, than the saint who hath only the show of sanctity.
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If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magi...
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MATSHONA DHLIWAYO I am not a saint; I am a sinner. I want to sin again and
again and again.
S. JAE-JONES I just preach defense. Everything for us is defense.
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FRED PHELPS And I myself a Catholic will be, / So far at least, great saint, to pray to thee. / Hail, Bard trium...
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CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ And I myself a Catholic will be,
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Hail, Bard tri...
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"Um...no. Than...
RACHEL CAINE Things happen. Things that physics and math and crap that gets measured in a lab can't explain. Peop...
RACHEL CAINE And girls are much more mature.” Eve nodded wisely. “So you’re about ten years older than Shan...
RACHEL CAINE I don’t read Latin!” “You’re kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn’t that the in...
RACHEL CAINE Run first, mourn later.
RACHEL CAINE In her experience, groups of friends like that just didn't open up to include underage, undersized g...
RACHEL CAINE He loped off down the hall, and she felt a pure burst of fury. Boys. Why were they always such dumba...
RACHEL CAINE We're not exactly going to the wilderness, Shane. You don't have to take everything. There are vendi...
RACHEL CAINE Bite Me!-Shane Collins to Eve Rosser.
The Morganville Vampire Series
RACHEL CAINE Unfortunately, mortal life is very fragile, and very short. Yours could be shorter than usual.
RACHEL CAINE Y si eres tan lista como pareces, deberías saber que es una estupidez creer que la ciencia lo resue...
RACHEL CAINE No, no era una superheroína, pero era otra cosa. Era una persona... con recursos.
RACHEL CAINE bite me. oh wait, you can't from way out there."
- eve
RACHEL CAINE I can't simply adopt strays because they seem winsome.
RACHEL CAINE Hell, I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.
RACHEL CAINE Okay, that really shouldn't have happened. And we’re not going to talk about that, right? Ever?”...
RACHEL CAINE At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time."
"Made myself a batch with it," Shane said...
RACHEL CAINE We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that
RACHEL CAINE shane:do we have a choice
michael:dont think so
shane:then screw im gitting tired lets go...
RACHEL CAINE That’s kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so OK.
RACHEL CAINE Run first," Shane said. "Mourn later."
It was the perfect motto for Morganville."

"C...
RACHEL CAINE Hell,” Shane spit in disgust. “I can’t hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.” He tossed her...
RACHEL CAINE Mortals simply aren't what they used to be," he said. "A thousand years ago, you would have bartered...
RACHEL CAINE There once was a kindly farmer who found a viper freezing on the ground in the snow. Please help me,...
RACHEL CAINE Glad it was you and not me," Shane said, and offered Myrin a hand up. "Any brain damage?"
"Sinc...
RACHEL CAINE Did you bring me a hamburger?
Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd neve...
RACHEL CAINE I didn't bring you here," he said. "You think you're Miss Special Destiny of the year?"
"No," I...
RACHEL CAINE You're dead," I repeated. "So why are you in my dream?"
He raised the bill of his olive drab ba...
RACHEL CAINE It's been the toughest week of my life, not touching you. Not talking to you. Waiting to see what yo...
RACHEL CAINE Shane’s dad stopped the van,” Claire said. “He took Monica as a hostage.”
For a second,...
RACHEL CAINE He dunked his tea bag and watched the results critically. “I really must get a new supplier. This ...
RACHEL CAINE What’s burning?”
“Your brain.
RACHEL CAINE Um… Eve…can I ask…?”
“About what?” Eve was still frowning at the pasta like she sus...
RACHEL CAINE Of course, I thought I was badass at sixteen, too. Wait, I was badass at sixteen. Oh, yeah.
RACHEL CAINE You know, I thought you were a mousy little thing when I first saw you, Claire, but you're not, are ...
RACHEL CAINE I am sorry my decisions do not meet with your approval, but nevertheless, they are mine, and the con...
RACHEL CAINE Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil
vampires ...
RACHEL CAINE