So any increase on [gas costs] will affect our numbers.

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.

Just as with cars, it's critical to know the fuel efficiency of black holes.