Smoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up.

If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.

I usually get up not before 9. I have a huge library - I'm a big fan of Scandinavian crime fiction - so I'll usually take a book and go off to one of my favorite bistros for a cappuccino or espresso or maybe I'll have some lovely smoked salmon for breakfast.

stinking from smoked salmon and covered in grass stains from playing in the park, (they) are not going away.

Before you go to dinner, before you go to breakfast, before you do whatever, if you feel like bingeing, sit down and write down what you are thinking and what you are feeling.

So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon, / Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon!