Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?" Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.

See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”
A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

I'm not fretting over control with you. You can have all of the command you desire as long as we're together. I'll just save my demands for the bedroom."
I flushed. Bones just chuckled and brought my hand to his lips.