Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. Most times their ship doesn't travel by water anyway.

Why should i remember anything if i can just look it up?

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again