Skill-wise, he hasn't done anything spectacular this year from the previous year because the skills were there. Right now, it's just his focus and determination to carry this team and show them the way it needs to be done that's impressive.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES He's a great back and I'm glad to be blocking for him. He does some spectacular things out there. He... WALTER JONES I think this team has done a good job, even when we were losing last year, of forgetting about the g... JAY CUTLER I think he realizes he needs to be more aggressive. He didn't have to look for his shot as much last... MARK GOTTFRIED He could go out and pitch the same way this year and have a tremendous year because things go his wa... FRANK ROBINSON He's definitely on the right track. It seems like Tiger got his focus and determination back this ye... LUKE DONALD So this is going to be drill!? DEYTH BANGER I think the first year we got down there, it was a new experience for everyone. So we were like, hey... BRITTNEY THOMAS Each & Every Day We Should Focus On What Needs To Be Accomplished, Then Take Action & Get It Done Th... GEORGE M. ETHERIDGE We're moving more than a grade level a year. That's way more impressive than anything we've done so ... MIKE DAVIS Reyes didn't have as many impressive defensive stats as he did the previous year, but that's because... DICK BRUICH I've been so proud to be associated with them all year, just the character and determination of the ... BOB COOK We really sold this team on unity. Our motto this year is, 'One way, one team.' We told them we were... RICK RIOS But (Malone) thought it was best to not be a distraction after all the things the Penguins have done... BRIAN LAWTON I was proud that we didn't hang our heads and quit playing, because we could have done that at any t... GAIL GLADDING We have become friends, but first we were customers. Our skills and her needs just met, and we are j... BETTY CONNELL I think (the fans) are going to talk about it all the time just because they know probably what we c... JUSTIN GRAY Is there some lesson on how to be friends? I think what it means is that central to living DAVID RAKOFF He needs this right now, just to get his mind off the other stuff. BOB PRINGLE We didn't do as well as we've done this year, but it was just really great to be there, ... There's ... PAT RILEY We just have to keep playing hard and playing like we're capable of. Our trademark through the years... GARY CASTINE It has to be done this year, and that is our intention. GORDON BROWN Can I buy you a drink when you get off?" "I don't drink. Alcohol is bad for my legs." ERIC JEROME DICKEY Every year is different. We bring a team back with a lot of returning players and hopefully that wil... DAVE HEEKE He's got better in getting his team involved. Last year he tried to carry a load by himself sometime... DEAN VANDER PLAS Year by year, his life wasn't amounting to anything at all...And yet, another part of him had expand... KIRAN DESAI We're going to get it in before the rains settle in this calendar year. I'm committed to getting as ... VINCE MARENGO Obviously, we were 4-12 for a reason last year. I think Jeff did what he thought needed to be done. ... JEFF FAINE We had done a good job scouting them. Our focus all week was on Keokuk, but this was a fun game. It ... KATE CARR It means nothing for this year as far the NHL goes. Now, he can just focus on hockey. GM SCOTT HOWSON At the beginning of the year, I didn't know how to handle it because I had never gone through anythi... JASON BERKEN He has done a great job as captain of our team this year. I think they are all hungry to prove they ... DAVE TIPPETT It could be a year from now before all of that is done. It doesn't mean we are going to be shipping ... LYNN HEINZE To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... There were only six guys from that team that are on this squad. But last year is in the past. This i... MATT CIMO We just felt like for the team, we needed this change, ... We're going to let Casey start, and see h... HOUSTON NUTT The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI The money came in a little slower this year than in previous years because of fears of economic down... RONNIE HEPPERLY If this were last year, Koizumi could have done it. ATSUO ITO Ontario has heard them and we have acted. Now it's time to focus on the federal government (and) mak... LEONA DOMBROWSKY He kind of set the standard for us when it comes to being a team player. He started 27 games for us ... DEONTE TATUM Last year, we were the no-name team and we came out from nowhere. And this year, we have to keep our... ANDREW COLLINS My goals were last year to win the world champs and this year to win the Olympic Games and I've ... SALLY PEARSON I'm tickled to death, because last year we got to this point and didn't get it done. MIKE ALLISON I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite. SHANE L. KOYCZAN Right now he needs to make a good effort to end this school year on a good note. LINDA BREWER I'm bummed out just because I'm going lose the season. I want to be part of this team this year. I'd... JUAN PADILLA He's done very, very well. He started last year for the most part and has remained the starter this ... COLIN CLARKE This sends Rove back to his previous job focusing on what he has done so well. Josh wants to organiz... CHARLES BLACK Jeff gets good athletes and they play hard. He's a great competitor and tries to get it done the rig... BILL TRUMBO The offense did a good job in the two-minute drill to get down there and use up all the clock. We fo... ADAM VINATIERI That was huge for us because to that point right there I wasn't sure what kind of kids I had this ye... MARCELO ENRIQUEZ Right now, Walther is the team that we have problems with. It's just a mindset, that's all it is. We... DON BEEBE This kid is just an honorable kid, never done anything wrong in his life. He is absolutely innocent ... KIRK OSBORN I will always think about what we could've done to win that game. But I think it just gives us more ... CRYSTAL MURDAUGH There was no talk of payback. I have a lot of respect for Don and his kids. They were the better tea... JOE GRIPPO It just worked out that way. I think that's the CFL. There are a lot of guys who have moved from tea... MARCUS CRANDELL We're playing together right now. Earlier in the year, we just weren't jelling well. We have a lot o... JAMES FORTHMAN The thing people need to realize is that there is a carry over from year to year in utility money. T... GLENN THOMAS They're getting the chance of a lifetime. It's not going to come along like this every year for them... DALLAS DRAKE From where we were last year to now, this is a huge win for our program. This is a big stepping ston... GENE SARAZEN I think he deserves it all. He's done an extremely good job with us. He got us through different sit... ELLIE RADKE He's done everything asked of him. He started here as a body, and then after that he earned his righ... CHRIS JONES Last year was euphoric because we were in the tournament, and that was a big deal. This year we're g... TOM VANNELLI Whether I'm pitching,or in the outfield, there is a sense that this is a complete team this year. We... GLENN WITKOWSKI I don't sway to it. I just try to stay the course in the development of our team. I can't look somew... TROY SMITH The field is lower than anything around it so it suffers from flooding every year. This year was wor... BOB FRESCHI There is a real strength in depth and when we see the finishing line we will be looking to push on t... LUKE YOUNG If you ever needed a Desiree Campos on your team, it's this year. She is someone who fully understan... BRANDON GRAHAM The offense did a good job in the two-minute drill to get down there and use up all the clock. We fi... ADAM VINATIERI The election's still a year away and, whatever disarray there is right now in the Harris campaign wo... DAN MCLAUGHLIN We're looking to raise $20,000 this year. Right now we're about halfway so we have to get some work ... SUSAN AGAMY You don't really measure the year until the whole year is done. I'm sure there are some concerned pe... DAN GABLE Too often in Washington special interests urge us to fight one another just because we belong to dif... KEN SALAZAR There is great progress already this year, but there is still more work to be done. BRIDGETTE WRIGHT Their durability is impressive. All aspects of this team are getting it done. The hitters have come ... BOB WICKMAN I have been on this team for four years and this is the first time we have beaten Fallbrook. Guys fr... JOSE ARANGO This might really get us going. They are probably as good a team skill-wise as we'll see all year, m... DWAYNE MANLEY Up here, it seems every town needs their own niche, or what gives them their excuse to have their pa... KAREN NELSON If this is done, the trial shall be concluded this year and the case decided shortly thereafter. ESTELITO MENDOZA There were a lot of hassles getting this done in a week, but our theme this year is 'Whatever It Tak... RON BEERS It wasn't like we had a total letdown or anything; we just softened up enough to let him get going. ... SCOTT SKILES We've had losses this year where we've had to bounced back from, and we've done it each time. KYLE WILSON He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. CRAIG GROESCHEL Pitching is our biggest improvement from last year. But, the team's attitude is a lot better, too. T... KYLE MAGNUSSON I'm very happy about that and so was he. He was disappointed because he fumbled on the last carry an... MIKE HOLMGREN It's always nice to be vindicated. We've known for a year now we've done everything right. DOUG FORRESTER Bob is the ultimate team player. He couldn't smell the court last year, but you could never tell fro... JIM MCLAUGHLIN We have changed our training a little this year; our routines have gotten longer. To get prepared fo... MILES AVERY I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m... AMBER SMITH People last year just couldn't believe they were getting to interact with actors who played such ico... CHESTER MOORE Last year was the end of an era and this year is the beginning of a new era. This is just the way it... FRED HARTSFIELD He did his job. He prepared us. He did a lot more teaching this year because we were a young team. W... JARRIUS JACKSON In an Indian kitchen, the focus is on getting the job or dish done right in whatever way possible; h... MANISH DAYAL We've been in situations this year where we've proved to ourselves that it can be done. We came a lo... LARRY HUNTER He's a faithful guy, ... He's worked really hard this year to show this team that he's worthy, and n... REGGIE SANDERS I don't believe he'll start right now, but we have cleared the air extremely well. I like the way he... FERNANDO CLAVIJO Grace Episcopal has always had a super speller on its team, Ron Walker. He won't be in it this year ... GAY HAMMOND When it's all said and done, this year may be even more gratifying than last year, GREG ANDERSON We'll be hurting if we don't get it done this year because people will go elsewhere to make more mon... GREG ADKINS
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JEFF COOPER Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r... JEFF MERKLEY My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t... JEFF DUNHAM A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma... JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h... JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert... JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t... JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks... JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see.... JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ... JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th... JEFF LINDSAY