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Sixty-nine miles per hour is very, very fast when you're dealing with a 10-mile-an-hour restriction.


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Sixty-nine miles an hour is very, very fast when you're dealing with a 10-mile-an-hour restriction,
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JOHN HANCOCK Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or...
HENRY GEORGE Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or i...
JEAN PAUL GETTY Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or i...
J. PAUL GETTY When you're driving, let's say you are going 50 miles-per-hour, and a rock gets thrown back at you a...
CALVIN TAMAYE Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or i...
J. PAUL GETTY That's like an hour and 10 minutes per song. I think that's pretty fast.
DEE MILLER I'd just say make sure you go 10 miles per hour, then 40.
JAMES LOGAN When you're standing next to a vehicle traveling 70 miles per hour and you're only two feet away, it...
LARRY ROHR It was really a beautiful effort. Eric was mixing in 90 mile per hour fastballs with a 70 mile per h...
BOB RIPLEY You go from zero miles per hour to 18,000 miles per hour in 8 1/2 minutes. So, it is the most dynami...
WINSTON SCOTT We've got the fact that the Cadillac was going 45 miles per hour in the fast lane of the highway. .....
STEVE WOLFSON Sixty mile-an-hour winds, over five hours, will raise seas from dead calm to about 19 feet.
WALT DRAG He took off as fast as the bike could go. He was probably going over 100 miles per hour.
RYAN CALDWELL The last time I was pulled over was in 2005. I was going 55 in a 35 mile per hour zone - which I don...
DANICA PATRICK Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
DAVE BARRY Don't go too fast on the freeway 'cause every five miles you go over 60 miles per hour uses up, like...
DAVID MARTINEZ It's like trying to hold back a 50 mile-per-hour gale. You can do it for so long before it gets a ho...
CHUCK CURTIS We train very hard under windy conditions. I've actually walked a wire in my backyard with 90-mi...
NIK WALLENDA I had a 97 mile-an-hour fast ball, and I couldn't hit the plate. Like Nuke LaLoosh.
DENNIS LEHANE I'm like a rocket - I go a hundred miles per hour.
HEIDI KLUM The speed on the water feels like 200 miles per hour.
ANDY ANDERSON It's crazy: when it's raining, it makes no sense to me that people drive 10 miles an hour fa...
KATEE SACKHOFF We average...our average speed is probably between eight-to-ten-miles-per-hour.
LARRY MOORE Ten to 15 miles per hour is enough to blow this really light snow.
LARRY NIERENBERG Plan your trips to conserve fuel. Do not fill up your gas tank unless needed. Lower your top speed b...
RED CAVANEY Nobody would be killed on the roads if the speed limit were 10 miles an hour.
TOM STOPPARD If you drive at precisely twenty-nine miles per hour, the rumble strips play ‘Jerusalem’ on the ...
JASPER FFORDE Currently where you are is on a huge globe with a relatively thin crust of stone, containing fire in...
STEPHEN RUSSELL It has an amazing amount of power. We've heard reports that people are getting 60 miles per hour pre...
BOB HUNT For many years the National Pretend Speed Limit was fifty-five miles per hour (metric equivalent: 37...
DAVE BARRY The short English miles are delightful for walking. You are always pleased to find, every now and th...
KARL PHILIPP MORITZ It was a downhill lie with a 30-mile-per-hour tailwind in high altitude on a hard fairway. I believe...
JAMES BOWEN Cheetahs are fast. They run 70 miles an hour, and our jersey numbers happen to start in the 70's.
GEORGE MIKAN If the money is coming in the front door at 100 miles per hour, and going out the back door at 110 m...
BRIAN HAMILTON The ball weighs 1.4 pounds, so if you got a 25-mile-per-hour wind, that thing is like a piece of pap...
JEFF FEAGLES You get a lot of traction with the screws (on the bike wheels) It's fast, I've done 57 miles an hour...
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GEORGE POVEROMO We have the attributes down here, but when you come down the street at 30 miles per hour, you don't ...
BEN CASSARINO Working mothers do an hour more per day than working fathers do and working mothers do on average an...
JAMES LEVINE He drove like an old man. He would only go 55 miles an hour. And he didn't drive fast. That was just...
DEBRA NEEL The car was traveling at a velocity that couldn't have been more than 40 kilometers (25 miles) per h...
GIANFRANCO FINI With an average forward speed of only about three miles per hour, many areas were subject to hurrica...
JAYANTA GUIN The snow is predicted to fall rather slowly, so citizens probably won't see what they saw, like, in ...
DIANE WATKINS The vast majority are still running at 70-miles-per-hour, at those speeds, there's little room for e...
LARRY ROHR When you add it all up, it's about 10 cents an hour.
ADAM STEGEMAN The speed limit on most of Maui's highways is forty miles per hour, but my mother never went abo...
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE 'Tis but an hour ago since it was nine, And after one hour more 'twill be eleven; And so, from hour ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It was a very violent accident. Nashville is a little bit bigger than Bristol. We're probably runnin...
KRIS STUMP He's what the game is all about. He's a 100 mile an hour guy all the time.
BOB SPOO He impressed me when he went down the sideline at about 99 miles an hour. I liked that.
TOM COUGHLIN It is incredible what kind of mess I can make
with a nine-hour drive and an unanswered text.
ANDREA GIBSON Forty-mile-per-hour gusts are enough to start pulling big conifers down. And with six weeks of preci...
TED BUEHNER Romeo and Juliet. It wouldn't go above 25 miles an hour.
BRIAN CROWE When I moved here I had a two bedroom, simple, 900 square feet, and rent was eight to nine hundred. ...
KENT ANDERSON I think if I stay healthy, I'll be okay. Now that I don't throw 94 or 95 miles per hour anymore, my ...
JEFF NELSON It won't be quite as bad as this morning, but wind gusts of 45 miles per hour can be felt on your ca...
JOHN CRISTANTELLO But we don't know a lot about how evaporation from the ocean surface works when the winds get up to ...
PETER WEBSTER It's like jumping on a treadmill when it's going eight miles an hour. When he got off, it was going ...
BRAD SHAW I call it the 10-mile-an-hour visit. I've had two sales to people who have driven by, seen the art t...
BOB BAILEY Reduce the speed limit from 25 to 15 (miles per hour), establish double fines and assign a motorcycl...
JEFF WATERS As men / Do walk a mile, women should talk an hour, / After supper. 'Tis their exercise.
FRANCIS BEAUMONT I do all of my good thinking at over 65 miles per hour. The speed limit is, luckily, the same speed ...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER They can run about 38 miles an hour for approximately 50 feet,
DAVID SELBY Being in the microcomputer business is like going 55 miles an hour 3 feet from a cliff.
GEORGE MORROW The National Hurricane Center is projecting Hurricane Rita to hit the Texas coast Saturday morning w...
PETER STREIT Josh is working with Pat, and he could be even better next season. He's working really hard. He cons...
WOODY SMITH It was every bit of those 40 mile-per-hour winds and it was hot. The heat had begun to take its toll...
COLETTE QUAM The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing some...
DAVID SEDARIS That's partly why they lowered the speed limit to 55 miles per hour. One, for safety, and two, to cu...
DON CULPEPPER The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he doe...
C. S. LEWIS The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he doe...
C.S. LEWIS if god had really wanted us to travel at 65 miles per hour, why didn't he give us a rear-view mirror...
GREG MATTHEWS I love the adrenaline and the speed, and knowing that I'm in control of something that's going so fa...
MARC DAVIS It is a mark of many famous people that they cannot part with their brightest hour.
LILLIAN HELLMAN Each head can be turned down or up to provide anywhere from 1/2 (gallon) to 10 gallons per hour.
KATHLEEN PATTERSON Our wind speedometer broke. We had 100 mile-per-hour winds for four-plus hours with gusts up to 150 ...
GEORGE EICHERT At a hundred and twenty five miles per hour, with the wind rushing in his face, darkness around him,...
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EDDIE ROYAL At 50 (kilometers) per hour, without a motor.
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VICTOR HUGO When Attenborough asked me to do Gandhi it was almost like stepping off one boat and stepping on to ...
BEN KINGSLEY They only let us go 150 miles an hour. I could have gone 210.
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DANIEL BARENBOIM These are machines with sharp blades spinning at 160 miles per hour just inches away from our feet a...
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GERMANGIRL24 When it comes down to music, I have no balance. I am 100 percent. It is like full throttle. Five hun...
YANNI Some areas could hit the freezing mark for an hour or so. Maybe a degree lower.
DAN GREGORIA Duquesne's bus ran out of gas and (Xavier) ... kept running at 500 miles an hour.
DANNY NEE I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour...
STEPHEN WRIGHT And 10 billion songs per year is a very conservative estimate.
ERIC GARLAND Put yourself in the other person's shoes, in our workers' shoes and about that 80-thousand pound tru...
GARY MOULIN When you can throw 97 miles an hour and put the ball over the plate anytime you want, it's fun.
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MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN