Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?

God is love, but Satan does that thing you like with his tongue.

--BUMPER STICKER

I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney

If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.

Sometimes the questions are more important than the answers, especially when you do not know what the answers are. I didn't give a shit either way.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.