Sind sie vorbestraft? Du lieber Himmel ich wußte gar nicht, dass das immer noch nötig ist." Britischer Witz über die Einreise nach Australien

To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.

I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens.

I'm more surprised than anyone that 'Spamalot's done so well. You can never predict what's going to be a hit.

I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.