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life through Jesus Christ our Lord. BIBLE And when he is come, he will reprove the world of sin, and of righteousness, and of judgment: / Of s... BIBLE The unspiritual is a slave to sin.…! But spiritual is slave to righteousness in Christ Jesus. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA We have been called to wrestle with sin through the cross of Jesus Christ; we are not here to wrestl... FELIX WANTANG I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES All human sin seems so much worse in its consequences than in its intentions. REINHOLD NIEBUHR All human sin seems so much worse in its consequences than in its intentions REINHOLD NIEBUHR Every person who confesses that Christ Jesus is Lord, repents of their sin and gives their heart to ... JOYCE MEYER It is better to be slave to Jesus Christ than the sin of satan. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA We bear the consequences for what we have done to ourselves, and for the sin that rules this world. ... FRANCINE RIVERS The eminent cleric was poking fun at original sin. ‘That sin is your meal ticket. Without it, you�... CIORAN Be assured that there is no sin you have ever committed that the blood of Jesus Christ cannot cleans... BILLY GRAHAM A psychologist would probably diagnose insanity for a nation that spends more on its military than t... STEVEN MAGEE In confession occurs the breakthrough of the Cross. The root of all sin is pride, superbia. I want t... DIETRICH BONHOEFFER Trust wholly in Christ; rely altogether on His sufferings; beware of seeking to be justified in any ... JOHN WYCLIFFE There is in Jesus Christ more merit and righteousness than the whole world has need of. JOHN BUNYAN Its one thing to forsake sin and quiet another to be forsaken by sin because to abstain from sin whe... STEPHEN .R. ANYAEGBU When your heart is gripped by the love of God poured out in the cross, and when you see the extent o... COLIN S. SMITH If we say that we have no sin, We deceive ourselves, and there's no truth in us. Why then... CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE But in all His dealings with His creatures God has maintained the principles of righteousness by rev... ELLEN G. WHITE It is the sin that believes in nothing, cares for nothing, seeks to know nothing, interfere... DOROTHY L. SAYERS Life is eternal, love is immortal and death is only a horizon. Life is eternal as we move into t... CARLY SIMON Jesus Christ has set me free from the chains of sin. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I think it doesn’t matter if you or I or anybody else thinks homosexuality is a sin. It doesn’t ... DAN PEARCE God does not regret saving you. There is no sin which you commit which is beyond the cross of Christ... MATT CHANDLER I do not know you, my friends, not individually, most of you, but this is the wonderful thing about ... D. MARTYN LLOYD-JONES Deeds done with a sense of righteousness do not give an opportunity for sin to breed and consequentl... RIG VEDA Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin? Master of Stupidity: No stupidity, no sin. TOBA BETA Why is it that the cross has become the symbol of Christianity? It is because at the cross Jesus pur... BILLY GRAHAM And yet with every wound You robbed me of a crime, And as each blow was paid with Blood, Y... THOMAS MERTON While the soul is in mortal sin, nothing can profit it; none of its good works merit an eternal rewa... SAINT TERESA OF AVILA The greatest vision of sin that a person can ever receive is to look at the cross. BILLY GRAHAM If the guilt of sin is so great that nothing can satisfy it but the blood of Jesus; and the filth of... WILLIAM THROSBY BRIDGES If the guilt of sin is so great that nothing can satisfy it but the blood of Jesus; and the filth of... WILLIAM BRIDGES Before we can begin to see the cross as something done for us, we have to see it as something done b... JOHN R.W. STOTT Soy un poeta sin ningún precepto pero digo, sin lástima y sin pena: no hay asesino... PABLO NERUDA He [Christ] died for me. He made His righteousness mine and made my sin His own; and if He made my s... MARTIN LUTHER We who choose to surround ourselves with lives even more temporary than our own, live with... IRVING TOWNSEND There is no sin punished more implacably by nature than the sin of resistance to change ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH There are, in fact, a cognitive itch and a divination using the human form while bein... MARIETA MAGLAS- ESCHATOLOGICAL REGRESSION The ABC of salvation.A - All have sinned.B - Behold
the Lamb of God which taketh away the sin of the... UNKNOWN Jesus Christ... came into the world to vindicate the infinite worth of God's holiness which had ... JOHN PIPER The cross shows the seriousness of our sin— but it also shows us the immeasurable love of God... BILLY GRAHAM Sin hath the devil for its father, shame for its companion, and death for its wages THOMAS J. WATSON, SR. Sin hath the devil for its father, shame for its companion, and death for its wages THOMAS J. WATSON SR. There is a price to pay for sin, and the sin is overpriced for the consequences in which it cost. SUSIE L HILL It is better to be slave to righteousness of God than sin of satan. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA The gospel brings tidings, glad tidings indeed, To mourners in Zion, who want to be freed, WILLIAM GADSBY There is no more confused message that you and I could give to a lost and dying world than to live i... JOE FOCHT Feast of Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, c.326 We cannot understand the depth of the Christian doctrine... D. D. WILLIAMS We are all slaves of sin until the Grace of God truly reveals the Gospel of Christ Jesus to His fall... NORM TOMLINSON We are all insane. That is what original sin means. Sin is insanity. It is preferring finite joy to ... PETER KREEFT At the heart of the Protestant faith is the conviction that there is nothing we contribute to our sa... KEVIN DEYOUNG The body sins once, and has done with its sin, for action is a mode of purification. Nothing remains... OSCAR WILDE May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Love brought its tail of pains, its long static beam of thorns, and we close our eyes so t... PABLO NERUDA But if, while we seek to be justified by Christ, we ourselves also are found sinners, is therefore C... BIBLE Righteousness and love, law and grace, life and death, as well as time and eternity all intersect at... STEVEN COOK It is the mark of great art that its appeal is universal and eternal. CLIVE BELL The gospel of Jesus Christ encompasses much more than avoiding, overcoming, and being cleansed from ... DAVID A. BEDNAR He came to put a harlot above a Pharisee, a penitent robber above a High Priest, and a prodigal son ... FULTON J. SHEEN The world's flattery and hypocrisy is a sweet morsel: eat less of it, for it is full of fire. JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI The miracles of Jesus are nevertheless more than individual blessings. They are also symbols and typ... ERIC D. HUNTSMAN The glory of the cross is bound up with the effectiveness of its accomplishment. JOHN MURRAY Thanksgiving (U.S.) I thank Thee, O Lord God, that though with liberal hand Thou hast at all time... JOHN BAILLIE Hate sin. Love righteousness of God. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA He grinned. “I was trying to remember all the deadly sins the other day,” he said. “Greed,envy... CASSANDRA CLARE The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends, And no investment on the street p... UNKNOWN In Him we have . . . the forgiveness of sins . . . —Ephesians 1:7 Beware of the pleasan... OSWALD CHAMBERS To be "in Christ" is to place one's trust in Him for salvation from sin. To be "in Christ" is to tru... CHARLES R. SWINDOLL Here is the time for the sayable, here is its home. Speak and attest. More than ever RAINER MARIA RILKE Men are sponges, which, to pour out, receive; Who know false play, rather than lose, deceive. ... JOHN DONNE In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without passport; whereas Vir... HERMAN MELVILLE Since nothing is absolute There is no absolute silence, Only an appearance Of temp... DEJAN STOJANOVIC It is better to be slave to righteousness than slave to sin. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Feast of Alfred the Great, King of the West Saxons, Scholar, 899 Commemoration of Cedd, Founding Abb... DANIEL D. WILLIAMS The Manger of Incidentals " We are surrounded by the absurd excess of the universe. ... JACK GILBERT This was the great irony of his day: The 'righteous' were more damaged by their righteousness than t... JOHN ORTBERG Calvinist:
Being a slave for Christ and not of sin. NORM TOMLINSON Marital intercourse is certainly holy, lawful and praiseworthy in itself and profitable to society, ... ST. FRANCIS DE SALES Sin’s masterpiece of shame and hate became God’s masterpiece of mercy and forgiveness. Through t... BILLY GRAHAM The personal desolation Christ is experiencing on the cross is what you and I should be experiencing... C.J. MAHANEY To know the Cross is not merely to know our own sufferings. For the Cross is the sign of salvation, ... THOMAS MERTON The deceitfulness of the heart of man appears in no one thing so much as this of spiritual pride and... JONATHAN EDWARDS Feast of Juliana of Norwich, Mystic, Teacher, c.1417 If afore us were laid together all the pain... JULIANA OF NORWICH Sin makes its own hell, and goodness its own heaven. MARY BAKER EDDY Every sin brings its punishment with it. GEORGE HERBERT Every sin brings its punishment with it. ROMANIAN PROVERB He told them therefore that He was not a Teacher asking for a disciple who would parrot His sayings;... FULTON J. SHEEN May the God who gives endurance and encouragement give you a spirit of unity among yourselves ... ANONYMOUS It was not the sorrow of the world that broke the heart of Christ, but its wickedness. He was equal ... P.T. FORSYTH There is no sin unless through a man's own will, and hence the reward when we do right things also o... AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO -No puedo vivir sin ti -Sí que puedes. -Puedo pero no quiero ALBERT ESPINOSA The more bitterness we taste in sin, the more sweetness we shall taste in Christ. THOMAS WATSON After the first blush of sin comes its indifference. HENRY DAVID THOREAU O man! Take heed! What saith deep midnight's voice indeed? I slept my sleep--, From deepest... FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Jesus paid a tremendous price for us so we could have abundant life. He willingly took all of our si... JOYCE MEYER
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