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Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.


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THOMAS HOBBES Silence is argument carried on by other means.
ERNESTO "CHE" GUEVARA Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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CHE GUEVARA Silence is argument carried out by other means.
RICHARD FLECKNOE Silence is argument carried out by other means.
ERNESTO 'CHE' GUEVARA Silence is argument carried out by other means.
ERNESTO CHE GUEVARA I'll take crazy over stupid any day.
JOSS WHEDON You can walk over here by the River Club any day of the week and see half a dozen blue herons.
BILL EDWARDS It?s the calm before the storm, so to speak, because 80 percent of the super bowl, we will take over...
JAY KORNEGAY I'd take one Betty over 100 showgirls any day.
OSCAR GOODMAN I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Every day silence harvests its victims. Silence is a mortal illness.
NATALIA GINZBURG I'll take being on Baywatch over being Prom Queen any day.
BRANDE RODERICK The photo ID bill is clearly in violation of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and will effectively sile...
JENNIFER OWENS it's okay to be different and stand out i'll take a hundred dollars over a dollar any day
DELESHA SHANTAE BUFORD Silence and indifference would not take you anywhere at the end of the day.
SUNDAY ADELAJA If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of ...
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STEVEN MAGEE If you attempt an actual argument with a modern paper of opposite politics, you will have no answer ...
G.K. CHESTERTON I would take my supporter list over anybody else's list any day of the week.
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ELIZABETH GILBERT I'll take being on Baywatch over being Prom Queen any day.
BRANDE RODERICK I'd take her over Ben. She can make passes at me any day.
NATE WASHINGTON Id go over frequently and visit with her.
BETTY B. GIBSON A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carrie...
STEPHEN LEACOCK A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries...
STEPHEN LEACOCK It is more noble by silence to avoid an injury than by argument to overcome it.
FRANCIS BEAUMONT It is more noble by silence to avoid an injury than by argument to overcome it.
FRANCIS BEAUMONT Talking with a Martian is something like talking with an echo. You don't get any argument but you do...
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PAUL ROBESON I choked, but I'll take this any day over that. That doesn't mean anything.
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LORNE CALVERT Over half a billion dollars a day is being spent by FEMA.
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EMMETT SHEAR Evidence will terminate any short or long era of an argument.
BAMIGBOYE OLUROTIMI Gimme an honest frown over a false smile, any day.
GREGORY DAVID ROBERTS Take the time to write. You can do your life's work in half an hour a day.
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J. B. SMOOVE 'Saving Grace' was a full stretch-out - literally, physically, spiritually, psychologically....
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GIOACCHINO ROSSINI Answer them [critics] with silence and indifference. It works better, I assure you, than anger and a...
GIOACCHINO ROSSINI Buying over an existing business is a smart move. The revenue starts running on the day you take ove...
ZENG HAN JUN Any time there's silence like this in a case, the parties have got to be talking. Cases don't just l...
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DANIEL PROKOP Having a home, husband, and child ought to be enough for any woman's life. I mean, that's what we ar...
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JAMES HUANG From that first step we take as a child we continue to walk everyday of our lives. The day we stop w...
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SOURCE UNKNOWN In reality, receiving psychic messages is a bit like having a pet talking parrot. When you’re alon...
MICHELLE FROST All philosophic propositions, every attempt to think including all acts of oral or written articulat...
KILROY J. OLDSTER But I'd take a slashed throat over a broken neck any day. At least that way I'd get to bleed all ove...
RACHEL VINCENT (Whitman) pitched an outstanding game. ... A no-hitter. I'll take that any day.
FRANK MAZEPPA With a population of over 1.3 billion, the issuance of RFID-tag-inlaid Resident ID cards by the Mini...
ANTY ZHENG With a population of over 1.3 billion, the issuance of RFID-tag-inlaid Resident ID cards by the Mini...
ANTY ZHENG An Argument needs no reason; Nor any friendship.
IBYCUS Obama and the Democrats' preposterous argument is that we are just one more big tax increase awa...
BOB BEAUPREZ We had an excellent setup all day, ... We never had to take any bite out of the car or make any chan...
BOBBY ALLISON Any authentic work of art must start an argument between the artist and his audience.
REBECCA WEST Music and silence combine strongly because music is done with silence, and silence is full of music.
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ALEX RODRIGUEZ Before a day was over,Home comes the rover,For mother's kiss—sweeter thisThan any other thing!
WILLIAM ALLINGHAM I didn't get the ring, but I did get the Super Bowl pay bonus, ... I'll take the bonus over the ring...
ZERON FLEMISTER Make peace with silence, and remind yourself that it is in this space that you'll come to remember y...
WAYNE W. DYER Be leery of silence. It doesn't mean you won the argument. Often, people are just busy reloading the...
SHANNON L. ALDER Silence is a protective coating over pain.
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KELLY JONES murder takes presedence over watching my boyfriend strip" -ID, Anita to Nathaniel
LAURELL K. HAMILTON Ever since Adam's day, the divine law of the Sabbath has been emphasized repeatedly over the cen...
JAMES E. FAUST There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
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JOHN MAJOR I'm sitting her thinking, -God, I swear I will take a vow of silence and move to a monastery and wor...
JOHN GREEN I don't advise any one to take it up as a business proposition, unless they really have talent, and ...
GRANDMA MOSES real silence is silence without words, silence that speak words in silence and silence that talks be...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH There is an argument going on about whether smaller merchants will continue to proliferate and grow ...
GRAHAM MUDD There is an argument going on about whether smaller merchants will continue to proliferate and grow ...
GRAHAM MUDD Honestly, wearing the white jersey means nothing with how you do. I would take winning the Little 5 ...
KATIE THOMPSON Give me a productive error over a boring, mundane and unproductive fact any day.
ANON. It is a sad day in the history of a public company when its best argument is that it previously file...
GREG TAXIN We've never had an argument. We've never had any problems.
ALYCE WIEDNER Was this a betrayal, or was it an act of courage? Perhaps both. Neither one involves forethought: su...
MARGARET ATWOOD Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he inve...
JEAN ARP Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he inve...
JEAN ARP I work out for an hour and a half every day, alternating between cardio and weights. I also do yoga ...
TENA DESAE Australia is in a great position to take a human rights lead in this region and to make the argument...
LEX LASRY Nature finds its peace in silence, forgiveness, and universal love.
DEBASISH MRIDHA The silence when they do not want to tell you the facts: Discrete Silence. The silence when they do ...
ANTONY JAY A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech
PLUTARCH Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
SAMUEL GOLDWYN Give me a 15-ft. crocodile any day over a bee.
BINDI IRWIN He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
EDWIN EDWARDS The game is over. I hope the peace will prevail and the Iraqi people at the end of the day will have...
MOHAMMED ALDOURI Your speech, Bush, is full of lies and full of unreasonable argument,
ABDUL AZIZ Half an hour's meditation each day is essential, except when you are busy. Then a full hour is n...
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WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT