Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

I kind of just lucked into and fell into the other profession. It was really just an outgrowth of the fact that when I was in art school, I had no money whatsoever.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.