Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.

Child Star: The Shirley Temple Story

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.