She's got that life where you're able to pick your husband and pick your baby time, so good for her.

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

What am I wearing? Hmmm, I'd love to tell you something slinky and sexy, but usually it's an old T-shirt.

I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.

Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.